Yarrrgh. Venganza wunt load fer me yestiddy at awl! Se ye lot wear hits awlreddy tomorrow be gettin yer centerfold wun day layte. Hop awl ogees.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~MR HOGGEST: ERROL FLYNN
Yarrr, lads an lasses, this munf's centrefold be a jung cabbin bouy of me ackwaintents, wot be coming up in thee werld. 'E's gone to thee Newe Werlde to be a hacktor, witch 'e claymes hinvolves dressin hup an pertendin t'be sumwun or sumfink else, an tellin lyes. Fer munny! Hit sownds a lot loike pyracy to me, as that be pretty much wot 'e did as me cabbin bouy.Name: Errol Leslie Thomson FlynnBut 'e were oanlie noan as "Leslee" wen 'e were me cabbin bouy.Occupation: Former Cabbin Bouy on thee Mad Moggies Revenge an Newe Werlde HactorLikes: Swashin 'is buckles, taykin' desperit churnees, robbin frum thee ritch an givin to thee pour, posin fer beefecayke publicity fotos, ritin' long-winded tayles habowt 'isself, an' drinkin wiskey wiv thee lads.Dislikes: Pertendin t'get aloong wiv hacktresses naymed Betty an doin' pro bono hadvertisments fer Bart Hindustries.
Hear 'e be, swashin 'is buckle abowt in wun ov is "moovees".
An 'ere be a pitchur of 'im back wen 'e were just a 'umbull cabbin bouy.