PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:46 am

Yarrrgh. Venganza wunt load fer me yestiddy at awl! Se ye lot wear hits awlreddy tomorrow be gettin yer centerfold wun day layte. Hop awl ogees.
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MR HOGGEST: ERROL FLYNN
Yarrr, lads an lasses, this munf's centrefold be a jung cabbin bouy of me ackwaintents, wot be coming up in thee werld. 'E's gone to thee Newe Werlde to be a hacktor, witch 'e claymes hinvolves dressin hup an pertendin t'be sumwun or sumfink else, an tellin lyes. Fer munny! Hit sownds a lot loike pyracy to me, as that be pretty much wot 'e did as me cabbin bouy.

Name: Errol Leslie Thomson Flynn
But 'e were oanlie noan as "Leslee" wen 'e were me cabbin bouy.

Occupation: Former Cabbin Bouy on thee Mad Moggies Revenge an Newe Werlde Hactor

Likes: Swashin 'is buckles, taykin' desperit churnees, robbin frum thee ritch an givin to thee pour, posin fer beefecayke publicity fotos, ritin' long-winded tayles habowt 'isself, an' drinkin wiskey wiv thee lads.

Dislikes: Pertendin t'get aloong wiv hacktresses naymed Betty an doin' pro bono hadvertisments fer Bart Hindustries.


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Hear 'e be, swashin 'is buckle abowt in wun ov is "moovees".



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An 'ere be a pitchur of 'im back wen 'e were just a 'umbull cabbin bouy.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby joshuaskingdom on Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:52 am

(after 3 days of bella gut laughin, read all 60 pages of the thread)
YAARRRGH Matees..
Oi be Capn J Cox of moi boat the skinny dipper.

Oi jus opened me store "patches parrots and peglegs"
thoughts me cood get some averts in the playbilge

oi got plenty o dubloons but be lookin for trades

I gots some noice driftwood peglegs trade for a ride upon the s.s. brenda

oim all out o parrot perches but be willin to throw out me cabin boy for one of those loin clothes I saw a few messages back!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:56 am

Welcome aboard, joshua! Go get yerself a Capn's Deloight an' Brasso chaser in thee Benbow. Tell 'em t'put it on Detective Turtleholme's tab...


Ye may also sells yer paches an parrits an such 'ear wiv ArrrghBay.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby joshuaskingdom on Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:39 pm

me swabs got a bit to learn bout ye cutlass

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:05 pm

YArrrrr!

Mr Flynn was one of Mdme Fifi's finest customers Oi hear!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby joshuaskingdom on Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:19 pm

Oi, yes maddam flinn, picked up me wench thar!

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:26 pm

AARGh, oi 'ears Mr. Errol Flynn be on quoite frenly tarms wit our ol' Madam.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby aaRghNAbled on Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:28 am

Aarrgh, pieces! Were Mr. Flynn trooly an umbell cabbin buoy on t' Mad Moggies Revenge?? Yew looky wench, yew. Has ye moar pitchers? Hoo taut dat beeyooteefull buoy 'ow to wealed a cutlass and soard? Wast yew? Wot else did yew enstruckt 'im in? Ooh, pleeeeeze dew tell. Ennie 'ope t'looer 'im back to Portsmith? Oi trooly doan beleeve Fifi e'er met thet adonis. She shoor ne'er men-shunned 'im t'me. Argh, we cud make 'im soo 'appy ear in Portsmith. E'd luv yer veranda!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:00 pm

Whye, thankee aaRgh. :fsm_yarr:

Ackshoely, oi must give a nod to Auntie Blackbeard, who "mentered" yung Errol beefour 'e signed on t'thee Mad Moggies Revenge. As oi hunnerstans hit, she "menter" 'ave 'im do awl koinds ov fings an then she "menter" tayke thee credit fer hit.

Oi o's 'er a det ov grattitood fer traynin 'im hup roight. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:12 am

Oi be afraid, Miss Pieces, that yer pickachure o' Errol Flynn onlee put the uvver pirates orf. Ye've made 'em all run away, wench.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby aaRghNAbled on Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:52 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Oi be afraid, Miss Pieces, that yer pickachure o' Errol Flynn onlee put the uvver pirates orf. Ye've made 'em all run away, wench.



Aye, ye blaggard. Awl ove 'em be orf doin push-ups all day.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:21 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Oi be afraid, Miss Pieces, that yer pickachure o' Errol Flynn onlee put the uvver pirates orf. Ye've made 'em all run away, wench.

Arrrgh. Yer awl weenies. Did enny ov ye here Gertie oar Griffin oar Tangie oar me oar aaRghNAbled oar Auntie Blackbeard oar Pirgella oar Brenda hydin an blubberin wen thee centrefold were ov a wench? No, ye did not. We kin hapreesheate yuman byooty wivout bein' hintimmidayted by hit.
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May ye awl be touched by 'is noodly happendidge (an not get awl skwicky habout hit) wiv hinspearashun t'mayke yer own submiss shuns t' yer 'ard-werkin headitur, Capn DaveL.

Oi be lookin forwerd t'Septemmer...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:05 am

Aargh, ye muss've read me script wrong. Oi 'ave absolutely nuffin' agains' ol' Flynnie, an' the luverly wenches ove this 'ere magazine, but oi finks that moustache o' his put the other blaggards off tharr rum.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Elastoman on Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:18 am

'E's a foine lad, t' be sure. Speshuly wif th' "knoife n sail" bit - et's dramatic t' be sure. An' enny diskremenatin scallywag 'as t' admire 'is stoile. But ye kin be sure Oi'll not be chasin' enythin' wif a mustache loike thettun (apologees t' Auntie - she be a foine damsel indeed.)

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:03 am

Errol Flynn! My dear, ye know whut nickname Errol 'ad in his youth? Big Errol!

Now, I dun believe that Errol be that big, so I thinks we need ta take a look down his pants, just ta check, eh Pieces me darrrlin?
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