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Postby black bart on Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:16 pm

Play Bilge puts the balls in yer pistol!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Duke on Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:48 pm

Oi thinks Oi migh' be doin' some movie reveiws, if Oi fin' meself the time to do so.


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Postby DaveL on Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:47 pm

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS

Ave you been feelin down lately.
Feelin loike yer just can't get excited 'bout anythin'

Think Zoom Zoom

Ave you been strikin out on the batters plate with the wenches
Feelin loike your Captain Unpopular

Think Zoom Zoom

Fear not matey, for the keys to yer happiness just be requirin one thing.

Yes you guessed it. Zoom Zoom.

The Arghhh 9000 be the fastest galleon on the scabby block.

Watch those wenches surge towards yer when yer pull into the docks.
Watch yer rival Pirates feel all inadequate and jealous.
You'll be in complete control of yer popularity with the Arghhh 9000.

So forget saving up yer dubloons for a used galleon. Go loot n pillage a fortune and buy yourself an Arghh 9000 today.

The Arghh 9000....Zoom Zoom...Because you know you want it.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:32 pm

argh! I saw this one comercial (magazine style)

twas a picture of a hummer. any other generic HUMONGOUS car (or in our case ship) that looks cool works too.

and the caption is: "just in case you think your d*** is small". we could change it to cutlass or something.
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Postby Alpaca on Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:11 pm

A word from another sponsoARRR:

Are ye tired of smellin' like some sorta landlubber?

Want everybody ter know ye just sailed the 7 seas?

Want the tavern wenches ter be all over ye?


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Postby Duke on Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:13 pm

That Gangrene scent! I can't keep the wenchs off of me! Can hardly type, mates!


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby DaveL on Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:14 pm

PlayBilge Win A Trip Competition

Ahoy There Mateys,

Feel loike yer been on the pirate treadmill for too long. Are yer feelin loike your thievin and murderin' isnt gettin ye up the corporate ladder? Well 'ow about a chance ter get away from it all.

PlayBilge Magazine in conjunction with the Bushman Hilton is givin you the chance to go on a holiday to an exotic inland destination. You'll be far away from the coastline, so far infact that the only pirates you'll see will be the four mates or wenches who come with ye.

You'll be plonked far inside the Kalahari Desert, where the only thing you'll see is...ummmmm....Desert...oh and Bushman. See the exciting red dust, marvel at the marvelous rocks on the ground and revel in the incredibly low humidity. Then just kick back and relax, Yaaaaaarrrgghhhhh....

This 10 day get away could be all yours, if you can translate the following Korean Statement into English in BabelFish (Ahoy there Korean PB Readers!)

'PlayBilge은 우리에게 대포 일하를 얻는 잡지 이다!'

You'll go into the draw with thousands of other pirate hopefuls, where you'll have a snowflakes chance in hell of winnin' it.

Good Luck!

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Nadoleg Llawen

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:36 am

I translated it into Welsh by accident:

Nadolig Llawen ar y PlayBilge Magazine.

Roughly translated:

Merry Christmas from PlayBilge magazine...

I claim my prize...can you throw in the wenches aswell!
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Postby DaveL on Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:56 pm

The Korean translation back into English is even more bizzare. I was tryin to say.

PlayBilge Magazine is good for your cannon.

BabelFish retranslated it as:

The PlayBilge is the magazine which gets under cannon one in us

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Postby Duke on Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:33 pm

Babelfish is a never-ending source of entertainment, yes. :fsm_crazy:


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Centrefold

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:11 pm

YYARRR - I be lookin forward to the PlayBilge Christmas centrefold and even more lookin forward to the PlayBilge 2006 calender feeturin choice wenches from around the 7 seas! :lol:
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Postby beagle on Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:31 am

Yaarrrrrr,

But this year tell Ms Arctic Ocean not to overdress.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:29 am

beagle wrote:Yaarrrrrr,

But this year tell Ms Arctic Ocean not to overdress.


I's dunno about that. There be somethin quite alluring about a wench wearin a sealskin boilersuit filled wi' blubber an fish oil (or maybe that just be me).
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Postby Duke on Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:46 pm

I was surfin' web and I be darned if I didn't come 'cross a modification for Battlefield 1942 called, "Pirates!". When able, I shall download it, and write a review.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby DaveL on Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:10 pm

On behalf of all the gang from PlayBilge:

MERRY FSM-MAS TO YERS ALL YA SCURVY DOGS! MAY YER CANNONS BE FIRIN' WELL INTO NEXT YEAR AND MAY YER WENCH WANTIN' (of all varieties) REMAIN STRONG. OI HOPE 'MONSTER CLAUS' BRINGS YER ALL LOTS OF GOOD PRESENTS...AND IF HE DOESN"T, DO WHAT ANY GOOD PIRATE WOULD DO...LOOT AND STEAL 'EM!

'ere's a little somethin' to keep yers amused over the summer (and winter) solstice! Yarrr...Oi almost forget me friends in the Northern Hemispere there - which be most of yers...Yarrrrr.

Happy Festivus!!

Regards,
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