YArrrrrâ€¦Oâ€™im not quoite sure who let this bloke on, but PlayBilge was made an offer they couldnâ€™t refuse.
Heelloo Ladies und Geentlemun,
My name eez Boris from Vladivostok. You know, since the fall of the Iron curtain, Russia has become a very hip place. We all are big on business here now. We all want your $US moolah very much â€“ DAH!
Back before Gorbachaev, I was a ticket inspector for the Trans Siberian Railway. But we all business now â€“ â€˜Get Back, Get Back, Get Back to where you once belongâ€™
. Yes, we love 'The Beatles' over here!
DAH!! That's me selling premium merchandise to tourists near Hotel Amursky Zaliv, Naberezhnaya 9.
We are all very sexy now here in Russia â€“ DAH! Everything is up for grabs with businesses springing up from Karelia to the Kuril Islands. As I be a very sexy man, I geev much thought to how to make much money in free-wheeling way.
The answer lies in technology - DAH! Zee internet geev me a great chance to share my love weeth you. Every internet board will experience the love of Boris â€“ DAH!!
'And she's buying a Heaven to Stairway...'
DAH, I luv 'Zep Leddelin'!
Now to get things rollink. Here eez some beautiful â€˜slimeâ€™ for you.
http://craignewbury.com/Alberta-2002-We ... -Slime.jpg
http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/cover%20 ... 0slime.jpg
Yah, you like my slime, huh? You feel all hot and crazy now.
If DAH, you can email me at:
and I will share more slime weeth you.
'Tommy can you hear me? Tommy can you hear me?
DAH, 'The When' - Me love Rock Opera!!
Farwell to you all, my little sea creatures!!
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