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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:04 am

YArrrrr...

Oi's hear those weapons have been rented by a scurvy gang who are out to get the Easter Bunny.

And may Oi just say Oi had nuthin to do with Santa plummetin' to a fiery death over Sydney last FSM-mas. :wink:
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Philip

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:52 pm

One's briefed Prince Philip about the Easter Bunny job...

That Bunny is goin down, Oh Yes!
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Postby Griffin on Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:46 pm

Oi's bin ter the moooseum next door to Madam Fifi's an' got this loverly postcard. Oi's be 'opin' you be plannin' a Modernisism issue soon an' can consider this lady fer the centrefold.

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Postby DaveL on Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:36 pm

YArrrrr...

She be lookin like an athlete from the 'Pira-lympics'. She be most beautiful indeed. Oi be wunderin' what sport she be famous at?
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Wooden

Postby black bart on Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:53 am

Being a leg man Charles really appreciates that one - one prefers the wooden one oneself don't ye know.
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Postby Griffin on Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:57 am

DaveL wrote:Oi be wunderin' what sport she be famous at?


It be the High Jump from ther looks 'o the pik. But she looks right versatile to me. :D
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Postby DaveL on Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:55 am

YArrrrr…O’im not quoite sure who let this bloke on, but PlayBilge was made an offer they couldn’t refuse.

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Heelloo Ladies und Geentlemun,

My name eez Boris from Vladivostok. You know, since the fall of the Iron curtain, Russia has become a very hip place. We all are big on business here now. We all want your $US moolah very much – DAH!

Back before Gorbachaev, I was a ticket inspector for the Trans Siberian Railway. But we all business now – ‘Get Back, Get Back, Get Back to where you once belong’. Yes, we love 'The Beatles' over here!

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DAH!! That's me selling premium merchandise to tourists near Hotel Amursky Zaliv, Naberezhnaya 9.

We are all very sexy now here in Russia – DAH! Everything is up for grabs with businesses springing up from Karelia to the Kuril Islands. As I be a very sexy man, I geev much thought to how to make much money in free-wheeling way.

The answer lies in technology - DAH! Zee internet geev me a great chance to share my love weeth you. Every internet board will experience the love of Boris – DAH!!

'And she's buying a Heaven to Stairway...' DAH, I luv 'Zep Leddelin'!

Now to get things rollink. Here eez some beautiful ‘slime’ for you.

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Yah, you like my slime, huh? You feel all hot and crazy now.

If DAH, you can email me at:

www.boris4hotsexyslime.ru

and I will share more slime weeth you.

'Tommy can you hear me? Tommy can you hear me? DAH, 'The When' - Me love Rock Opera!!

Farwell to you all, my little sea creatures!!
Прощание мои маленькие твари моря

Love Boris,
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:34 am

I am wery much likink jour slime. but I thenk i will be refraingink.
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Cousins

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:56 am

What did you do with our Russian Royal Cousins blast you? Bring back the Tzar at once!
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:53 am

yarr the tsar is back alive and well and spending all is money on a bit of grass in West London.
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GOOOOOOOD

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:55 am

Smoke GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Tzar GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:47 pm

but I am the re-incarnation of Joseph Stalin*. this might make problems with relations....

*joke from teh school.
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Stalin

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:48 am

Stalin...

Not GOOOOOOOOOD!
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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:01 am

YArrrrrrr...

Nyet to Uncle Joseph. He be very bad for bein groovy. If he still be alive, I would have to meet girls at local agricultural dance. I still be punching rail tickets if Stalin was alive.

Nyet, Nyet, Nyet

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Gulag

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:22 am

You have accomplished much since your escape from the Gulag!
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