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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:51 pm

HE IS COMING...


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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:24 am

Ere's some more hype for ye.

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Postby black bart on Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:24 am

Dear Editor of PlayBilge

One's hubby is a great fan of PlayBilge. Can you send us a signed photo of Big Brenda for one's birthday.

Yours,

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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:36 pm

YArrrrr...

Dear Camilla,

Charles is well known to Brenda, Madame Fifi and several other girls down at the dock - er, on a social basis of course. :wink:

Brenda will send yer a signed copy of her old PlayBilge photo, without the staples, PLUS a copy of the new album.

Can you arrange a gig for her at the next Royal Command performance?A noice Anna-Nicole Smith incident with Prince Phillip will help with the sales.
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Amnesty

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:01 pm

One is sure that can be arranged my good subject of the colonies. One is workin on a general amnesty for Pirates aswell.
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Postby onlinebiker on Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:07 pm

It would probably be less popular - but perhaps a magazine could be created for the married pirate.......

It would certainly be cheaper to produce, as it'd have the same centerfold every month.........



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Postby beagle on Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:11 am

Yarrr,

but that market is pretty much covered by "Duelling Daily".
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Postby Swatopluk on Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:35 am

I didn't check, but has PlayBilge a heavy ordnance corner? I mean a section where the newest developments in pirate gunnery are discussed by experts.
A photo contest of wenches posing with especially stylish cannons would also not be out of place.
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Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:31 am

YArrrrr...

Who says we are not all married? What happens on tour that stays on tour stays on tour Oi say!. What Mrs Pegleg doesn't know won't hurt her...YArrrrr...

Girls on cannons...O'im sure there be one in the early posts - draped over a 17th Century fortress if Oi recall. Do we need more - absolutely!

Keep sendin' yer favourite weapon shots in. Swato is a big fan of the 'Paris Rail Gun' and 'Schwerer Gustav'...most impressive. And there's nuthin like a big Krupp to get us all going...YArrrrr...

So send in yer favourite photos lads/laddettes - whatever takes your fancy - which in most cases be Brenda. YArrrrrr...

YArrrrr...and do it quick before that Russian bloke we've been hyping, starts plying PlayBilge with erotic pictures of seafood.

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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:03 pm

Arrrr, ye kept that quiet Dave. Congats on yer 1K!
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Postby Rob Anybody on Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:50 pm

Next Month's Ceterfold


<deleted> Mod Griffin.

YARRRR. Can yer please run your photos by me before postin' 'em? This one got through before I could run me unpatched eye over it.

Even PlayBilge has standards to uphold. YArrrrrrr... :wink:

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:19 pm

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Postby DaveL on Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:40 am

The Black Spot wrote:Arrrr, ye kept that quiet Dave. Congats on yer 1K!


YArrrr...

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:12 pm

Rob Anybody wrote:Next Month's Ceterfold


<deleted> Mod Griffin.


Picture deleted by Griffin...

Thanx Griffin. I, unfortunately, saw it before it was deleted.
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:47 am

Dave L wrote:

"Keep sendin' yer favourite weapon shots in. Swato is a big fan of the 'Paris Rail Gun' and 'Schwerer Gustav'...most impressive. And there's nuthin like a big Krupp to get us all going...YArrrrr..."

One's family have German origins don'y ye know...One will see if one can find a nice big Krupp in the armoury! The Duke likes to weild a big gun - especially if he gets any trouble from the servants!
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