And now a word from our sponsorsâ€¦well they be bleedinâ€™ amateurs actuallyâ€¦YArrrr...whatever happended to rum drinkers? (thanks to Ushnor for the artwork!)
For a hard earned Piratey Thirst
You can get it cuttin a throatâ€¦
You can get it stealinâ€™ a coatâ€¦
You can get it flogginâ€™ a swabâ€¦
You can get it firinâ€™ at an unruly mobâ€¦
You can get it on stern or bowâ€¦
Mater of fact Oiâ€™ve got it now!
(Yarrrrâ€¦they flogged that from Victoria Bitter, an Aussie Beer commercial, the buggers!)
Say Arrrrrr or Râ€¦For a hard earned Piratey Thirst, you need an RL
â€“ That be R Lager
. For the finest most refreshinâ€™ drop from the Pastafarian Pirate Homebrewers Collective
be made with only the finest home brewinâ€™ ingredients known to the New World. Weâ€™ve sourced the finest Salty Bilge water from below. Weâ€™ve used an ancient blend of malt and hops stolen and pillaged from the finest breweries across the land.
And weâ€™ve sat the bottles in our cellars until weâ€™ve returned penniless from another expedition and sold the lot.
So when youâ€™ve earned that thirstâ€¦Crack a six-pack of R Lager
â€¦cause when thereâ€™s nothing left to do, why not flog off your home brew. YArrrrrr...