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Postby Swatopluk on Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:25 pm

It's wasteful to shoot at something with a projectile heavier than the target.
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Postby Duke on Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:08 pm

That is sort of pointless, isn't it? It's a waste of projectile.


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Postby Swatopluk on Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:24 pm

Like opening your eggs with a battleaxe (not the person).
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Postby Duke on Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:06 pm

Yeah, or filling up your motor scooter with Space Shuttle fuel.


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:25 pm

or having a world famous chef heat up bacon.
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Postby black bart on Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:05 am

...or dropping Big Brenda from the Crows Nest to crack a Walnut!!!!!

She's cracked a few nuts in her time has that lass! :?
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Postby Swatopluk on Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:38 am

Probably too well "cushioned" for that.
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Postby chuck212 on Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:02 pm

you never know untill you try
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:33 pm

but if you knew you wouldn't try...
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Re: Nuts

Postby DaveL on Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:39 pm

black bart wrote:...or dropping Big Brenda from the Crows Nest to crack a Walnut!!!!!

She's cracked a few nuts in her time has that lass! :?


YArrrr...

Thanks for the home handy tip. Next toime I 'ave trouble crackin those Macadamias, O'ill give Big Brenda a call...

Oi hear she be swimmin off the Atlantic somewhere at present...so callin her might involve a few Humpback clicks and drumming noises...

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Postby Swatopluk on Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:04 am

Be careful that that doesn't end in an obituary "Pirate ship lost with all hands after collision with unknown massive object" :mrgreen:
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Postby black bart on Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:09 am

Dave L wrote:

Next toime I 'ave trouble crackin those Macadamias, O'ill give Big Brenda a call...


AARRRRGH I be jealous - we don't get them Macadamia Nuts in blighty (OK you can get tiny ones in Tescos for a sky high price!)...they truly are the tastiest nuts - I remember from my expeditionary voyage to Oz with Captain Cook (before I turned pirate and started steelin all o Cooks coconuts!). :D
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Postby DaveL on Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:16 pm

YArrrrr...

When Oi was a wee pirate, me and me mates used to sit on the footpath and whack Macadamia Nuts with me dad's hammer. They were incredibly hard to open, but sweet and yummy.

The down side was yer had to wait your turn to use the hammer.

Brenda could have opened 10 at once from a suitable height. O'i heard she was press ganged into service before by the Australian Nut industry prior to her employment at Madame Fifi's.
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Postby black bart on Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:18 am

YYAAARRR I heard it was the Australian Nut Industry what turned out Rolf Harris and Kevin Bloody Wilson...

Har, har, harrrrr...scupper me Pilchards that's a good un Bart!

I've been at sea too long...I be talkin to myself agin!
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:28 am

YAAAAAARRRR for Kevin Bloody Wilson! Oi' thought Kev was a product o' the happy tobacco an' inbreedin' industry, but 'e's a good bloke.

Oi' was speculatin' that we should send 'im some information about the FSM... 'e'd appreciate the strippers an' beer. Moight even get 'im to do us a song...
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