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Postby black bart on Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:11 am

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby DaveL on Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:40 am

YArrrrr...

It be the dreaded ARGHH 9001!
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:23 am

I'll wager a keg o' rum that Bart'll have that contraption in Davy Jone's Locker afore a week be out. Ee be cursed I tell 'ee. The swab must have blown a whole flock o' albatrosses out o' the skies.

I think 'is new ship should be called "The Flying Welshman".
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:07 am

oi be thinkin' its acutally tha' flying wenchman. conservatives beware!
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Postby Duke on Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:30 am

It's a fail-safe plan, Bart.


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Germ warfare

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:11 am

Tis a clever design - totally original an nothin like an Aaargh 9001.

Note the clever position of the Fish Head Stew recepticle - this can be used as an auxilliary weapon in times of persuit by spilling contents onto enemy vessel. An early form of germ warfare really!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:27 am

I also sees that yers saved a bit o' time by 'aving the Capn's life boat already in the capsized position.
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YYYAAARRRR!

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:57 am

Still better than the crew's lifeboat though matey...

It be left out o the design altogether! They be left with the terrible choice of:
a. drowning, or

b. Savin their miserable skins in the Fish Head Stew barrel!!!!!!
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Re: YYYAAARRRR!

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:12 am

black bart wrote:They be left with the terrible choice of:
a. drowning, or

b. Savin their miserable skins in the Fish Head Stew barrel!!!!!!


Ye fiend! Can ye not at least issue the swabs wi' a suicide pill?
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Postby KidDirty on Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:30 pm

Oi noticed ye put yer Sea Bed underneath the ship!

Whar ye gunna sleep if yer sea bed is under the water?
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:02 pm

KidDirty wrote:Oi noticed ye put yer Sea Bed underneath the ship!

Whar ye gunna sleep if yer sea bed is under the water?


Bed? Yer land lubber. We's only be using hammocks 'round these waters.
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Suicide

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:08 am

The Black Spot wrote:

Ye fiend! Can ye not at least issue the swabs wi' a suicide pill?


YYYYAARRR - I be keepin me suicide pills for the next E Raser post!!!!!!! :?
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Postby Pachyderm on Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:27 pm

Isn't the barrel o' fish-head stew a capable enough suicide option?
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Re: Germ warfare

Postby Duke on Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:06 am

black bart wrote:Tis a clever design - totally original an nothin like an Aaargh 9001.

Note the clever position of the Fish Head Stew recepticle - this can be used as an auxilliary weapon in times of persuit by spilling contents onto enemy vessel. An early form of germ warfare really!



Garr! It's brilliant! And very useful, I know can tell.


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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:07 am

Ahoy Black Bart!

just the one thing. Ye did remember to release the sea bed clampin' mechanism afore high tide, didn't ye? Didn't ye?...
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