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Postby Duke on Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:05 pm

'ow much are them Booty Perches?

They look mighty enticing.............................


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Postby DaveL on Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:29 pm

YArrrr...

Oi 'ear that pricin be as follows:

Small BP - 30 dubloons
Medium BP - 40 dubloons
Large BP - 50 dubloons
Brenda BP - 0 dubloons + 1000 dubloons postage

Oi here that the Dirk Diggler model is very special with the girl parrots.
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Postby KidDirty on Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:51 pm

Arrrrr, Me mates and Oi decided to pull our dubloons together and boi us wunna dem Brenda BP's. Seems thars enough room for all our parrots to perch.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:54 pm

Arrr...

this no be mine. I's just adapted it t' be more pirate like.

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Yarrr...
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Postby Duke on Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:40 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Oi 'ear that pricin be as follows:

Small BP - 30 dubloons
Medium BP - 40 dubloons
Large BP - 50 dubloons
Brenda BP - 0 dubloons + 1000 dubloons postage

Oi here that the Dirk Diggler model is very special with the girl parrots.



Good prices, says I! Where can I find one?


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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:42 pm

i am a little short on dubloons this week...............
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Postby Duke on Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:09 pm

Go plunder somethin', ya buffoon!


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Girl or Boy

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:32 am

Dave L wrote:

Oi here that the Dirk Diggler model is very special with the girl parrots.


Dear editor of PlayBilge

How can ye tell if ye's got a girl parrot so's ye knows to buy her the Dirk Diggler model?
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Postby Pachyderm on Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:53 pm

S'easy.

Th' one whut hops about taalkin' 'bout "Commitment" an' always crashes yer new Arrgh 9000 inter the quayside.
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Postby KidDirty on Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:38 pm

Arrgh, Oi don't be reccomendin ye spend yer dubloons on tha Dirk Diggler model. Me shoulders been cold and lonesome somethin fierce since Oi bought me little lassie Polly that scurvy booty perch.
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Re: Girl or Boy

Postby DaveL on Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:26 pm

black bart wrote:Dave L wrote:

Oi here that the Dirk Diggler model is very special with the girl parrots.


Dear editor of PlayBilge

How can ye tell if ye's got a girl parrot so's ye knows to buy her the Dirk Diggler model?


YArrrrr...

If yer be confused about yer parrots sex, take it shoe shoppin with yer next toime. If it starts sqwarkin and flappin it's wings violently in the Manolo Blahnik section, yer know you've got a girl parrot.

They also tend to be much more neat and tidy than boy parrots. Last toime my boy parrot got a bit hungry, flingin his seed everywhere. Before yer know it, me first mate's girl parrot had 'im eatin seed at the Captains table and made him washup 'is seed dish. Yarrrrr...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:51 pm

yar, wot be with this namin' of tha Dirk Diggler? in on o' me old games, Diablo II, thar be this'n special dagger, be'n called thar Diggler Dirk.

this'n inerestes me so.
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Postby DaveL on Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:59 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:yar, wot be with this namin' of tha Dirk Diggler? in on o' me old games, Diablo II, thar be this'n special dagger, be'n called thar Diggler Dirk.

this'n inerestes me so.


YArrrr...

He be a character in the film Boogie Nights, with a special gift.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:31 pm

rioght then. oi dunno if them producers were bein funny, or stupid. a dirk is a kind of dagger though.
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Postby Duke on Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:33 pm

Will Rollergirl ever take of her skates?



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