AND NOW A WORD FROM...
Life be full of many pleasures for the bird lover and yer pampered polly.
But all the trimmin's under the sun - gourmet bird seed, rum in his drinkin water and a trip to 'Madame Fifi's avery of ill repute', can't guarantee yer avian happiness.
So what do yer give the bird who has everything?
Well how about a Booty Perch?
. The Booty Perch
be an all natural, damn fine replacement for yer parrots wooden stick.
The Booty Perch
comes in a number of shapes and sizes all designed to give your spolied polly the edge.
Here's what our happy customers 'ave to say about the The Booty Perch
Oi wuz tired and bored of sittin all day on me wooden perch. Then one day Oi wuz given a Booty Perch
. Now when Oi feel like bitin me perch, O'im greeted with screams of pain. Thank yer Booty Perch
!! Joe Sqwaker the Macaw
Yarrrr...that perch will set the womens rights movement back 40 years, but boy is my parrot happy.
Capn Bono Vox
And Girls, coming soon is the Male Booty Perch
but O'ill leave that one to yer imagination...YArrrr...
So there you 'ave it lads/laddettes. The Booty Perch
will keep you and
your parrot happy for years to come.
So whip out and buy a BP
And if yer buy one in the next week, we'll throw in a free sword and boots! Yarrrr!!