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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:45 pm

that one on th' top. is that buggery or huggery?
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby The Black Spot on Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:44 pm

arrr...

ye no be thinkin' o' replyin', are thee?
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Postby Duke on Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:49 pm

Aye-yai-yai!

I am shocked!


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Postby DaveL on Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:40 am

YArrrrr...

It's noice to see me add 'as made it into the classifieds. Oi be toothless old hag by the way...YArrrr...

YArrrrr...'ere be my favorite Valentines Day card. He even looks like me - oops Oi forgot, no Oi'm a toothless ol hag right...right...Oi don't like cabin boys at all...YArrrrr...shut up...

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Postby Duke on Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:05 pm

Here's ma favorite:

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Postby Tickle on Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:10 pm

Here's my favourite valentine song:

http://www.maycontainnutz.com/lovenutz.php

My first true love, Squizzy, is in it... Oh Squizzy...
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Postby Duke on Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:24 pm

Tícklé, you are crazy. Or a genius. No, you're crazy. :roll: :wink: :roll:


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...yar Oi wish I was that Parrot!

Postby DaveL on Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:28 am

AND NOW A WORD FROM...

Parrot lovers...

Life be full of many pleasures for the bird lover and yer pampered polly.

But all the trimmin's under the sun - gourmet bird seed, rum in his drinkin water and a trip to 'Madame Fifi's avery of ill repute', can't guarantee yer avian happiness.

So what do yer give the bird who has everything?

Well how about a Booty Perch?. The Booty Perch be an all natural, damn fine replacement for yer parrots wooden stick.

The Booty Perch comes in a number of shapes and sizes all designed to give your spolied polly the edge.

Here's what our happy customers 'ave to say about the The Booty Perch.

Oi wuz tired and bored of sittin all day on me wooden perch. Then one day Oi wuz given a Booty Perch. Now when Oi feel like bitin me perch, O'im greeted with screams of pain. Thank yer Booty Perch!! Joe Sqwaker the Macaw

Yarrrr...that perch will set the womens rights movement back 40 years, but boy is my parrot happy. Capn Bono Vox

And Girls, coming soon is the Male Booty Perch but O'ill leave that one to yer imagination...YArrrr...

So there you 'ave it lads/laddettes. The Booty Perch will keep you and your parrot happy for years to come.

So whip out and buy a BP today...YArrrrrrr.

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And if yer buy one in the next week, we'll throw in a free sword and boots! Yarrrr!!
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Booty

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:08 am

I'll have Half a dozen!!!!!!

Does ye have one what's shaped like Beonce?
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Postby LibraLabRat on Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:33 am

I have a biiiiig parrot.

I be needin either the J-Lo model, or else Queen Latifah.

Does it have to be shipped freight? That could be moighty expensive, yar.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:25 am

LibraLabRat wrote:I have a biiiiig parrot.

I be needin either the J-Lo model, or else Queen Latifah.

Does it have to be shipped freight? That could be moighty expensive, yar.


Don't be orderin' the Big Brenda model. The postage an packin' will cost 'ee more than yer ship's worth.

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Cabin Boy

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:49 am

refering to 'The Booty Perch'


The way she be bendin over thar reminds o that time me cabin boy bent over to pick up a shiny dubloon I'd left lyin on the deck....
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Re: Cabin Boy

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:52 am

black bart wrote:The way she be bendin over thar reminds o that time me cabin boy bent over to pick up a shiny dubloon I'd left lyin on the deck....


They's tell me you be getting through quite a lot o' dubloons lately.

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Cheeper

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:03 am

He's still cheeper than Big Brenda and thars less wear on the deckin!!!! :D
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:08 am

Arrr....

ye be quite correct there.

The last time Big Brenda visited me ship, we 'ad a little tete-a-tete in me cabin.

However, since me cabin be on the port side o' the ship, all me crew were 'anging over the starboard rail in an effort t' keep the ship upright.

Now, where's me bag o' dubloons...
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