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Postby Duke on Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:21 am

Aye! Thank you! Danka! Gracias!

Let's try it.........
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Postby Swatopluk on Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:15 am

Dat guy (not to say scurvy rat in order not to offend any decent rodent)ain't no true pirate! But he always liked to diguise himself as decent folk. Hang 'im from the halyard the moment he sets foot on yer ship, we'll decide about his parrot later!
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Postby Duke on Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:51 pm

Yeah, I think he is a fakie, he didn't say "arrgh" once or curse at the Pirate Convention you see him arriving at in that photo.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Swatopluk on Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:20 am

And the cutlass is obviously a fake. Somebody should've demanded a duel.
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Postby Duke on Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:30 pm

Yeah, that's a pansy-boy sword. And what's with the hat?


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Swatopluk on Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:43 am

The hat is not fake necessarily, just a bit too clean.
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Horrible

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:58 am

Duke wrote:

Aye! Thank you! Danka! Gracias!


That's a truly terrifyin image - it be loik a monster off 'The Mighty Boosh'!
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Postby Duke on Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:14 pm

Aye, Oi'm afraid I'll have nightmares about that aberration.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Parrot for president

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:19 am

The only answer for America is to 'VOTE PARROT'!
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Postby walktheplank on Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:18 pm

the americans they be lucky, for all is faults it could be worse he could be a welsh ginger haired pirate

yarr slaughter all ginger people.
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Re: Parrot for president

Postby Duke on Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:23 pm

black bart wrote:The only answer for America is to 'VOTE PARROT'!


Or, if that is the parrot is the Vice President, call in the Ninjas for the Head Honcho...................


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Swatopluk on Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:09 pm

Don't confuse puppet and parrot, guys.
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Postby Duke on Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:53 pm

Is the parrot the puppet-master? :roll:


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Politics

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:15 pm

Bah, Playbilge is gettin too political ... I didn't raise the Jolly Roger to talk politics...I wants wenches and pictures of Big cannons...and more wenches, even Ginger wenches!!!! :roll:
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Postby Duke on Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:26 pm

Cannons, your wish shall be fullfilled!

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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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--Woody Allen
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