PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:51 am

May oi suggest thee followin' lady fer hinclusion in thee Miss Month spread. Thar be proof that she be a poirate, loike.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:15 am

Arrr she'd make a foine figure head if I hever had thee strenth ta chisel orf thee four tons o wood that make up Big Brenda.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:19 am

Oi'd be willin' ter 'elp ye in that. We be needin' a cabin boy ter start thee work, an' then we can chisel out the foine points. :lech:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:52 am

MISS JULY

Name: Cali Taylor

Occupation: Professional Bike Rack Impersonator

Likes: Tour de France, Greco-Roman Wrestling, Listening for wood worms

Dislikes: Cold Floor Boards, Basketballers, Getting Bi-Pedal

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if me bike rack business takes off, Oi might be able stand on me own two feet!

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:29 am

Arrr an hexcellent deck scrubber Dave...takes years o practise ta get into thee right shape.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:32 am

I'm not sure, Dave - can you give us a quick look at the rear end?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:35 am

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:38 am

DavidH wrote:I'm not sure, Dave - can you give us a quick look at the rear end?


Aye. I be sure that all them bike tires must've left a nasty skid mark.

-edit- I's just seen Bart's pitcher. Excuse me while I'm bein' sick.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:40 am

Aye and I can find anywhere to clip my lock around.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:17 am

black bart wrote:Aye and I can find anywhere to clip my lock around.
Piercings? Kinky..! :lech:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:03 am

I can't come back to this thread until there be enough posts so I don't have to look at that hairy arse! :barf:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:22 am

YArrrr...

I would be hard to park yer bike in that forest without losin' it!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:46 pm

That be somethin' fer thee ladies, oi believe. Yarrrrrrr, now to apply thee brain bleach. :shocked:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:42 pm

Arrrrrrrrrggghhhh Oi'm bloind! Thinks Oi unnerstand wot "Ye carnt see thee forrrest fer the trees" means now bart!
Bugger thee Greenies... Oi reckons a clear fellin' slash 'n burn moight just be worth thee trubble. :haha:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:11 pm

Deer Headitor:

May oi tayke this hopper toonity t'congrachewlayte ye on this munf's sinnerfolde. Oi nivver beleaved that ye could foinde a hex sample wot wood hupset bof thee lads and thee wenches equal, loike, yet ye 'as!

Me entyre crewe taykes orf their 'ats an puts on there spare oipatches t'ye, sir.

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