PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:32 pm

Arrrgh, Griffin, thee publishers kneades ter keep thee wenches hinterrested in this maggotscene! There be farrrgh two many sirens an wot knot, an farrrgh two few buffed up cabbin bouys moste ov thee toime!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:16 pm

Aaargh! That's as Oi 'as thawt. The kabin buoys be h'annoyinly kamerra shy.

Rolly, me muvver livs at nummer too hunred h'and fortee six. She h'onlee gets down the other h'end ter thee rode wen 'er moabilyty skooter 'as enuff petrul witch be rair.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:12 am

Awlrightee mateys yew asked fer it...next munf ye gets a nekkid cabin boy...Nef Yooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps. Due to helf an saftee regyewlashuns, apparentlee, we ave ta keep his Diaper on.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:05 pm

black bart wrote:.... apparentlee, we ave ta keep his Diaper on.

Thart culd be fer thee best bart... Oi 'erd thee kiddies down the Kinder 'e attends [betwixt regular expulshuns] calls 'im Dumbo aft'r thar last "you show me yours an' Oi'll show you mine" game... an' t'wernt fer 'is single digit IQ!!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:51 am

Ravi Oli wrote:
black bart wrote:.... apparentlee, we ave ta keep his Diaper on.

Thart culd be fer thee best bart... Oi 'erd thee kiddies down the Kinder 'e attends [betwixt regular expulshuns] calls 'im Dumbo aft'r thar last "you show me yours an' Oi'll show you mine" game... an' t'wernt fer 'is single digit IQ!!


:shocked:

I might have ta cancel thee photo shoot!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu May 31, 2012 8:10 am

You saw it in PlayBilge first:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:44 pm

Ohhhhhhh oi miss ave a peek a boo sumtoime soooon.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:26 am

MISS JUNE (WHITFIELD)

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Name: June Whitfield (pictured here with her Viking Brother Frankie the Horrible)

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Likes: Flower Arrangin', Avin her plaits cut off with Viking axes, singing like a Valkyrie.

Dislikes: She hasn't got any dislikes she's lovely.

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Still being the gran of Helena Bloody Bonham Carter
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:19 am

^ Now that be well deserved, me poirate sistren an' brethren. Oi'll be drinkin' grog ter thee loverly lady what 'as brought a smile to me lips on many an hoccasion.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:19 am

^ Now that be well deserved, me poirate sistren an' brethren. Oi'll be drinkin' grog ter thee loverly lady what 'as brought a smile to me lips on many an hoccasion.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:51 am

I thinks we forgot ta do a Miss May...but wot appened was she said she Mayt and in thee end she Mayn't.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:20 am

YArrrr...

Sorry lads, Miss May escaped me ships hold before Oi could Daguerreotype her. O'ill have to double me contribution when me ship is back in port.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:55 pm

Yart Davy, oil neffer trusted them nu fangled dirge types, argh, gimme quill an parrrchmint eny day.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:00 am

Oi hear ye be moor ov thee "finger painting" type...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:01 am

I loiks ta do a bit o finger paintin meself on me Aaaargh Pad.
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