PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:50 am

DavidH wrote:Shove a pole up 'is rear end an ye could use im to swab out the cannons.


Arr...good idea matey but wot appens if he gets stuck?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:33 pm

black bart wrote:
DavidH wrote:Shove a pole up 'is rear end an ye could use im to swab out the cannons.


Arr...good idea matey but wot appens if he gets stuck?

Arrrr ye can be a dullard at toimes bart... ye just fires thee cannon!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:35 am

Arrr...I wont ave crooarrghltee on my shyppe I tells ye...

More Fish Head Stoo anyone?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:39 am

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MISS APRILS

Names: SIREN 1, 2 and 3

Occupation: Sirens

Likes: Flower Arrangin', Singing, Tempting Pirates onto thee rocks.

Dislikes: Pirates who use ipods

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Still stuck on Sirenuse, near Paestum
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:46 am

Have Neff Yoo bring 'em to my cabin immediately.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:50 am

DavidH wrote:Have Neff Yoo bring 'em to my cabin immediately.


Ye were too quick there David I was still busy heditin me script...they don't come to ye...ye goes to them wiv a nastee crunchin sound o shyppe's timbers...unless ye be wearin an ipod playin Motorhead.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:39 pm

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:45 pm

Were they in a car crash? Their airbags have deployed...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:24 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Were they in a car crash? Their airbags have deployed...


oiv nivver heard them called that before...ye're not Jeremy Clarkeson in disguise are ye?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:13 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Were they in a car crash? Their airbags have deployed...

Oi was ov thee same mind Roy... Oi've since deescover'd thee wenches were ridin' pillion on the strange shyppe behind them when the roider break'd sudden. Thee poor lad thought e'd gone deaf...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:03 am

Oi be submittin' a piktyour fer yer consideraytiun:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:58 am

Yarrgh he remoinds me o that well known Pirate Group Westward Ho Life...I bet he can't sing a shanty ta save his loif.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:03 am

Griffin wrote:This be me muvver's frend wot she met in Puerto Boy Zone.


Oi waz gonna hinquire iffin yer mum resides in Wisteria Lane? 'E culd end up yer stepdad Griff!!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:53 am

Ravi Oli wrote:
Griffin wrote:This be me muvver's frend wot she met in Puerto Boy Zone.


Oi waz gonna hinquire iffin yer mum resides in Wisteria Lane? 'E culd end up yer stepdad Griff!!


Me muvver sez they jest be good frends. An' she livs in Acacia Avennew in an 'ouse called Dumromin.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:09 pm

Would that be twenny too Hacacia Havenue, boi any chance? If it be, or if ye know thee playce, say 'ello ter Charlotte fer me.

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