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Re: Death to Spammers

Postby Duke on Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:28 am

black bart wrote:It's a cryin shame we can't spam the spammers with endless Hi Risarghhh messages - twood be sweet revenge.


Yarr, wood be be-utiful!


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Subscription

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:38 am

I be a bit hard up this month - I had to pay me annual subscription for PlayBilge! Tis well worth slittin a Spaniards throat to get the dubloons to pay fer it though!
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Postby Duke on Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:05 pm

Oi ken lend ye some, if ye come up too short some time..............


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--Mark Twain


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Hair Horror

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:19 pm

YYYYAAAARRRR - Could we have feature in PlayBilge on great pirate hair styles. Here be a couple o nice hairdo's from the Golden age of Soccer - The 1980s:

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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:38 pm

Arrr...

I could send ye a picture o' me own hairstyle, but I may as well send ye a picture o' a cue ball.

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Postby Duke on Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:46 pm

Have you tried Hair-Come-Murrrrrggggghhhphhh! *Gets smothered by a pillow.*


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Elton

Postby black bart on Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:37 am

YYYAARRRR I be savin up me dubloons fer an Elton John style transplant!!!!

Ps. me photo links didn't work so just go and look at some 1980s mullets and laugh yer heads off!
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Postby Duke on Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:33 pm

Yar, it's funny, but it's not that funny.


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Re: Elton

Postby DaveL on Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:41 pm

black bart wrote:YYYAARRRR I be savin up me dubloons fer an Elton John style transplant!!!!

Ps. me photo links didn't work so just go and look at some 1980s mullets and laugh yer heads off!


YArrrrrr...

'ow about we 'ave a 'Send in Yer Favorite Mullet Competition?' Bonus points for those that can foind (photoshop) pirates with mullets. How about somethin loike this...

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Postby Duke on Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:42 pm

Now that's funny.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby LibraLabRat on Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:30 pm

As someone who grew up in the South, I am one of a member of a crack team of people who scour the country, find guys and girls sporting Mullets....and then we fix their hair.

Or else beat them with a tire iron.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:48 pm

theres a group at the WDW forums who when they go on vacation, they hunt and take pictures of mullet-men. and women I suppose.
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Postby black bart on Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:30 am

Dave L wrote:

'Send in Yer Favorite Mullet Competition?'

I recognise that sports personality by the tennis balls - YYYAARRR it be Sue Barker!!!

YAR that be me best one yet!!!!

ps I fixed me photo links thanks to The Black Spot
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:27 am

Arrr....

here be a truely horrific mullet. What I likes is the reaction o' the wench when she be seein' it.

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Postby Duke on Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:20 am

Aye.

Oi saw one man, bald, except this hideous mullet. Yarr.


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