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PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by black bart on Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:07 am
Aaaarrgh, sadly there ain't no more matey...the artist went blind!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Ravi Oli on Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:25 am
Arrrrrrr bart tis an errban mith thee shape ov a wenches nose tis awlso thee shape ov 'er bozzum... Oi duz believe the pikture of Tangers proves thee mith BUSTED!!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Roland Deschain on Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:41 am
black bart wrote:Aaaarrgh, sadly there ain't no more matey...the artist went blind!
Me dear 'ole mum used ter tell me that doin' that would make be bloind, but oi never believed 'er. Now oi know that paintin' isn't fer me...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by DaveL on Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:17 pm
MISS NOVEMBER
Name: Gertrude Pile
Occupation: Professional carpet layer
Likes: Shag pile, Nice velvety cushions
Dislikes: Gettin' her hand burnt extinguishin' the candles
Where will you be in 5 years time: Well Oi hears Chewbacca might be lookin' for a restoration, so Oi might catch a galleon to Kashyyyk to hang with the Wookies!
Name: Gertrude Pile
Occupation: Professional carpet layer
Likes: Shag pile, Nice velvety cushions
Dislikes: Gettin' her hand burnt extinguishin' the candles
Where will you be in 5 years time: Well Oi hears Chewbacca might be lookin' for a restoration, so Oi might catch a galleon to Kashyyyk to hang with the Wookies!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Roland Deschain on Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:27 pm
Aaaarrrrgggghhh! Oi've always prefired thee more traditional spit 'n' sawdust floorin', but seein' the quality workwomanship that Miss November be doin', oi be bein' swayed terwards thee loverly lady layin' me shag poile fer me.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Ravi Oli on Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:33 pm
Arrrrrrr Dave Oi'd be glad ta fluff Miss November's pillows fer 'er!!!
Rrrrroland the shagpile yee be wearin' on yer chest n' back be the reason yer crew calls yer BEAR behind yer back. Oi think yee might bennyfit lookin' at 'er wookie reno plans??
Rrrrroland the shagpile yee be wearin' on yer chest n' back be the reason yer crew calls yer BEAR behind yer back. Oi think yee might bennyfit lookin' at 'er wookie reno plans??
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by black bart on Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:19 am
Aaargh I loves it when Cap'n Dave chooses thee PlayBilge pin up...he's got such himacculait taste.
It never hoccurred ta me to ave a Shag Pile on me cabin floor.
It never hoccurred ta me to ave a Shag Pile on me cabin floor.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Roland Deschain on Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:58 am
Ravi Oli wrote:Oi think yee might bennyfit lookin' at 'er wookie reno plans??
Be that what they be callin' a yoofamism?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by DaveL on Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:09 pm
YArrrr...
Oi was just wunderin' whether her cushions were synthetic or natural?
Oi was just wunderin' whether her cushions were synthetic or natural?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Roland Deschain on Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:52 pm
DaveL wrote:YArrrr...
Oi was just wunderin' whether her cushions were synthetic or natural?
Aaarrrggghhh! Oi 'adn't noticed thee cushions. Oi were lookin' at thee skill in thee makin' of thee carpet. Now oi be seein' them, oi believes them ter be synthetic, but oi don't be thinkin' that be bein' all bad. Aaaaarrrrgggghhh!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by ChowMein on Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:33 am
Mine eyes hath seen thee glory .argh
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Roy Hunter on Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:51 am
Never mind her cushions. Do her carpets match the curtains?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by pieces o'nine on Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:46 pm
^ Thankee fer postin' this constructive criticism, Roy.
Oi were himmediately suspishus over thee abrupt color shifts in thee carpet, but oi hesitated t'be thee one t'menshun hit.
Oi were himmediately suspishus over thee abrupt color shifts in thee carpet, but oi hesitated t'be thee one t'menshun hit.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by black bart on Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:05 am
Aaargh I notice she be parshall to a pearl necklace or two as well.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Ravi Oli on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:42 am
^Arrrrrrggghhhh bart - Oi do baleave many ov us lads wuld gladly offer ta go divin' fer 'er poils shud she ever lose 'em!
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