PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:48 am

In its second annual "Boys of Summer" issue, Playbilge is pleased to introduce, for your viewing pleasure

MR. AUGUST

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Name: Douglas Fairbanks

Occupation: Professional Pirate, Amateur Actor, Big Man in Port

Likes: Mary Pickford, pillaging Europe, golden earrings, good quality leather footwear, professional body waxing, dashing scarves.

Dislikes: Wearing pants, wearing shirts, wearing underwear, the Dread Pirate Roberts, Spanyerds.

Career Goals: Landing the coveted "Face of Ikea" contract, Pirate Gear Division.

Greatest regret: Being too shy to ask Auntie Black Beard to the prom back at PPHS.
[Editor's Note: Auntie Blackbeard, Douglas left his contact number with us, if you're interested...]

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:57 pm

Aaarrgh...he don't loik thee Dread Pirate Roberts cos I knicked his other earing,
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:30 pm

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:46 am

Oi woodnae loik ta be neer when his rear-cannons went orf!

Now. Wharrrrrr's Miss Orgust?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:04 pm

Ye daft git wif attenshun deaf 'e sit sin drome!

Hit be *Mr. August* this munf! An ye still owes fer this isshu, so paye hup oar oi'll send NefYoo around ter colleck.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:56 am

Oi's sorry Missus, oi'll git ye the dubloons sumtoime nickst Fursday?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:39 am

Arrrgh whilst I be appee fer thee Wench readers...oi still feels robbed o me monthlee hinjechshun o filth.

oi'll jus haf ta look at me back hissues o 'Wobblee Wenches'.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:04 pm

Hun axe hepticul!

Give hus thes munth hour munthly wencher oil renig me subskripchun!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:22 pm

Yarrrgh, yer sounds loike land-blubberin wyners; we alreddy bin throo awl this last yeare wiv me olde cabbin bouy, Errol. Playbilge be a hequal-hopportoonity maggotzeen, prepared ter cater t'thee disturbed taystes ov pyrates, shippes cats, zombies, dugongs, an pirate wenches aloike. Hit bain't 1608 ennymoor, ye nose!

If ye snoozes, ye loozes.

If ye duzzint post, yer toast.

Ye shood be ashaymed ov yerselfs, aktin as if yer poor edditer (DaveL) duzzint 'ave nuffink better t'do than serch out comely wenches fer yer ogglin pleashur, munf arfter munf arfter munf -- hespeshully now, wiv Angry Santa poppin hup on 'is radarrrgh an awl, tauntin 'im, loike. An fervor moor, ye shood be ashaymed ov yerselfs fer wimperrin about a centrefold wot be willin t'tell thee werlde 'e stille be carryin a torch fer yer oan deare Auntie Blackbearde.

Oi'll be at the pubbe wiv Auntie, plottin 'er strategy to reele Douglas in t'thee Crow's Nest, an puttin a round on eache ov yer sorry tabbes.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:36 am

YArrr...

All of the above, plus Oi'm still trying to bribe someone to pose for me.

Now if only cameras were invented in 1709, Oi might stand a chance!

How abouts Oi have a little look and see what Oi can come wif.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:59 am

Arrrgh if Playbilge goes all PC on us lads we've always got our back issues o Wobbly Wenches. I hides mine in thee same Sea Chest wot I keeps me underwear in...the misses is nivver gonna look in thar!

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:54 am

Arrgh a new cartoon strip for PlayBilge:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:04 am

YArrrr...

That's the strangest time piece Oi ever did see!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:37 am

Yarrrrgh, that be a roight good 'un. Me croo larfed an larfed.

But we wuz wunderrin wye the pirates' peglegs be shakin loike a maynjey dogge wots gettin 'is bellie rubbed...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:14 am

I wuz tryin ta give the himpreshun ov thee peg legs a clippity clop cloppin on thee deck matey.

There'll be more from Cap'n Cutless in the next hissue o PlayBilge...any ideas for humour gratefully received.
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