PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:53 pm

black bart wrote:*By thee way ye may not be familiar wiv Luis Suarez wot plays for Liverpool FC in Hingland and appears to be a vampire judgin by thee way he bit an opposition player last weekend and has previously bitten other footballers.

What do you mean, 'vampire'? It was just a friendly nibble :idiot:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:27 am

And what is he trying to do with the bloke's right nipple? I reckon there's something kinky going on here. :love:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:52 pm

DavidH wrote:And what is he trying to do with the bloke's right nipple? I reckon there's something kinky going on here. :love:


'e be h'adjustin' his tackle ;)
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:26 am

Whathever ye says about Pirate Justice bein a tad harsh...these people from the British FA (Football Arrghsociayshun) are a bunch o dimmocks!

They've gone and given Count Louis Suarez a 10 match ban....

...That's just goin ta make him hungry!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:46 pm

Arrrrhhhhh maybe 'e 'as to unnergo GBMRT - Gingerbread Men Replacement Therapy - sose 'e bites the limbs orf a gingerbread man before thee match to curb 'is 'ungers?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed May 01, 2013 8:30 am

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed May 01, 2013 8:38 am

She's obviously got a suspension problem there. I reckon she probably pulls to one side under braking, and then the struts aren't up to the job and she just sits there bouncing up and down.

Anti-roll bars would probably do it. Heavy-duty bushings, obviously...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Thu May 02, 2013 10:15 pm

Very nice sandals.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 02, 2013 10:20 pm

Oi still be wunderun wye sumwun tryed t'run o'er a wench wot seems so popularrrgh.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri May 03, 2013 3:30 am

Aayyy pieces? Oi thawt she wert 'elpin ta lif tit up ta change thee wheel?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri May 03, 2013 4:00 am

I asked for the WRENCH IN THE BIG CHEST...


Not the WENCH WITH THE BIG CHEST...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu May 09, 2013 7:59 am

^ :lol:

Perhaps she be wearin an inflathabel bra so she can use it has a jack.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat May 11, 2013 11:27 am

Deer hedidarr ,

Ahoy !

Oi be doon dis err poncy sribbin ta say ow mush oi luv thee payntins .
An thee Arghtycalls a sweal .

Wot oi dunt unnerstanz be alla landlubber n tawk.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:43 am

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:23 pm

Yarrrr matey she 'as a face wuld lawnch a thowsend shyppes... hunloike Queen Betty who 'as a face wot has!
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