PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:50 pm

YArrrr...

Oi hear she has seven stackable sisters. There's probably a few of 'em hiding beneath her.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:19 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Oi hear she has seven stackable sisters. There's probably a few of 'em hiding beneath her.


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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:34 pm

Yaaarrrggghhh! Oi be lovin' thee wench o' November. She remoinds me o' me dear ole mum, what be sittin' in 'er special chair for to watch thee crew workin'. Yaaarrrggghhh!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:02 am

And now for a speshul report on Cap'n Rowan's Croo...a brief interview with thee Shyppe's Cook Scurvy Jim Harrison:

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Aaaaargh...Aye...Poison thee Blaggards...Aaaaargh...them's wot die will be thee lucky ones! Them's wot survive will ave ta eat thee Stoooo!!!!!!!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:58 am

That's an impostor. He didn't mention tea once!

And I have a strict 'No Poisoning' rule on the Whistling Teakettle.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:46 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:That's an impostor. He didn't mention tea once!

And I have a strict 'No Poisoning' rule on the Whistling Teakettle.


Sorry mate I meant Cap'n Roland's Croo as he was referrin to their nefarihouse doins in his previous post! I has been on thee rum again!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:09 am

Wear be Mr December? (always knew this wer a budget mag. )

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:18 am

Ye be roight, Griffin, so I'll put in me candidate for Miss December. If ye wants a man, ye can foind one fer yerself:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:24 am

:shocked:

Tis a mermaid from Skegness!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:13 am

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:23 pm

Harr, matey, ye bin caught pillagin' again. :lol:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:38 pm

^ Harrrr Dave.... but 'e do be a pyrate evin if it be a hilee hunsuckcessful one. :lol:

Oi do admiya yer taste in wimmin matey... she 'as a 5 o'clock shadda Oi'd be prowd ta call me own.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:42 am

Grooooooaaaan...tis still janoooarreee!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:33 am

Be four we misses 'em hentirely... Misses Febrooairy an' Marrrrch... Oi b'leave they be watchin' bart displayin' 'is legendary sordsmenship....

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:25 pm

Oi finks not. They be smylin con-jeany'all loike, not larfin their booties orf.
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