Cutlasses vs Pistols

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Cutlass or Pistol

Cutlass
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Pistol
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:20 pm

Boarding pikes. Don't forget the boarding pikes.

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Postby Swatopluk on Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:48 am

That's the thing about that special naginata. Can be used as a pike and as a cutlass (and quarterstaff, of course).
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Postby Moondog The Brewer on Tue May 09, 2006 3:15 pm

Poincare's Stepchild wrote:Boarding pikes. Don't forget the boarding pikes.

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Aye, forget ye not the grappling hooks.
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Postby Duke on Tue May 09, 2006 4:17 pm

Grapplin' hooks! Great fer yer longer distance boarding.


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Postby Swatopluk on Tue May 09, 2006 4:25 pm

For that you have to attach a fire-proof line to you chainshot.
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Postby Duke on Tue May 09, 2006 4:31 pm

Well, sure, but it works nicely.


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Postby black bart on Wed May 10, 2006 7:56 am

We don't really need a Grappling hook seeing as we already got a hook attachment - just fire one o the deck hands out of a cannon with a rope attached to his ankle! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Swatopluk on Wed May 10, 2006 1:19 pm

But be careful to always put his peg leg into the gun and tie the rope around his "default" leg.
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Postby Duke on Wed May 10, 2006 2:10 pm

That works too, but some deck hands aren't very sturdy.


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Postby Swatopluk on Wed May 10, 2006 2:31 pm

Let them eat the ramrod first.
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Postby Duke on Wed May 10, 2006 9:37 pm

Might be too weak to hold on after that, though.......


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Postby Swatopluk on Thu May 11, 2006 7:17 am

Stitch them into asbestos blankets.
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Postby Duke on Thu May 11, 2006 2:01 pm

Aye, thar's a good idea! I'll try it out.


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Postby Swatopluk on Thu May 11, 2006 6:36 pm

Sew away! the other side can't sue you anymore with the new and improved EPA standards [we need that barfing emoticon].
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu May 11, 2006 6:49 pm

Gotta know about those standard... mind starting a thread in NAP (or Snark), Swato?
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