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kaioshin00 wrote:Avast me hearty Duke, oi be well learned in t'art o' cutlass parrying - oi'd be plenty safe wit me quick strokes.
Swatopluk wrote:To return to the piano in the crow's nest.
Admiral Qwerty is threatening us with genetically engineered llamas that are even able to climb the main mast. The Bechstein up there may be the proper answer (and then go in for the kill with your battleaxe or cutlass).
....Sound of exploding head....!
Swatopluk wrote:Of course, if you add the lumberjack chorus too.
We have much use for some extra axes!
Cannon_Fodder wrote:(Pitches in) "He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wildflowers! He puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars!?
"He cuts down trees, he wears high heels (?), suspenders and a bra (?!??!?!??)....
"I wish I was a girly, just like my dear papa!"
So messed up, so funny...
Cannon_Fodder wrote:Twisted though it may be, I have heard "papa" in the recordings I have seen/listened to, and my Python-enthusiast friend agrees (then again, he is a heathen monkey...). I may have heard it wrong, but it just gets funnier if you say it like that. Also, I believe there were two scenes leading up to that. I think I've also seen the parrot sketch lead into that...
ribbit wrote:There once was a pirate named Bates
Who stole all the girls from his mates
'Till a blow from a cutlass
Soon rendered him nutless
Which made him quite useless on dates