FSM Discussion

Dedicated to the teaching of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

Skip to content

A question of faith

Arrr, I be a pirate!

Moderator: All Things Mods

Post a reply

A question of faith

Postby thelastpirate on Tue May 22, 2012 1:45 pm

I am having a crisis of faith.

Can you reconcile FSM beliefs with applying to join Her Majesty's Royal Navy? I'm worried since it has traditionally been such an anti-pirate organisation.

I am relying on lax moral standards here.
User avatar
thelastpirate
Lord of Linguini
 
Posts: 1254
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:52 pm
Location: I hope in no place so unsanctified where such as thou mayst find me.
Top

Re: A question of faith

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue May 22, 2012 5:33 pm

Her Imperial Majesty's Royal Navy once sanctioned the use of privateer vessels in the past, which were basically pirates sponsored by the Royal Navy to hamper enemy ships and steal their precious booty. Hopefully this information will help to assuage some of your feelings of doubt.
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
User avatar
Roland Deschain
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3555
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:13 pm
Location: BASE jumping off the Dark Tower.
Top

Re: A question of faith

Postby daftbeaker on Tue May 22, 2012 5:47 pm

Also, a likely major focus of the Navy in the next few decades will be dealing with piracy along the African coast. Since they aren't really pirates (outboard motors and kalashnikovs are cheating) you can look at that as increasing the proportion of true pirates :idiot:
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
 
Posts: 10882
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Surrey and Bristol, England.
Top

Re: A question of faith

Postby Griffin on Wed May 23, 2012 12:59 am

Infiltration be a splendid ideeya.
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
User avatar
Griffin
WatsonOfSherlock
 
Posts: 2131
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:51 pm
Location: London
Top

Re: A question of faith

Postby black bart on Thu May 24, 2012 8:17 am

When ye gets haccepted matey, can ye recommend Bart Hindustrees as hoffishul supplier o Fyshe Head Stoo?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25611
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London
Top
Post a reply

Return to Pirate Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2011 phpBB Group..