I wondered, whilst I appreciate the concept of a salty sea dog (and have a fine collection of motley garb to back it up, what with a velvet and satin corset, rough white shirt, battered leather tricorn - yes honestly!), what is the position of crow regarding the modern day pirate? The people who believe in the freedom of enjoyment for digital media?
Do these count sufficiently as pirates? If so, is the garb of a modern pirate acceptable for His Noodleyness? It certainly would make Fridays easier on a dress code.
Also, who do I ask for FSM logo on a necklace? Girls at work wear crosses and stars and other insignia; I long for the same opportunity to assert my religion in a similarly open format.
Dragon tamer. For real.