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DaveL wrote:Ey' was forced to dock in a very seedy port. The lads bein' lads did attend the local house with a red light out the front. Arrr...now we have all caught those crabby thingies.
amenabletopasta wrote:Oi tells 'em "Deadly bird flu only be deadly t' birds or those that be 'aving lengthy intimate contact wit' 'em", but they still be mutinous: they waves their copies o' The Sun in the air an' demands a culling.
DaveL wrote:Dear Auntie Blackbeard,
Ey've been havin a bit of a problem with theivin' on me ship. Durin' me last sea battle off the coast of Guyana, we captured a number of Spanish mercenaries, and we stuck em in our bilge.
The problem is we only had scraps to feed 'em, as the lads be a hungry lot.
During a recent cyclone, the captives did escape makin a dash fer our stores. The buggers ate all me finest cheese and wine. Problem is despite their cheesy breaths and wine stains, they denied the whole thing.
As ey' be a fair Captain, ey've not decided on what punishment to administer. Should 'ey keel haul the buggers, or give them a punishment far worse - me Cooks dreaded Fish Head Stew!!
What should ey do?
DaveL wrote:While your there, the locals have this green grassy weed which makes the lads (not me, no not me, never touched it) start singin' reggae music. They were gettin a bit too mellow and lazy fer me likin' (maaann).
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