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Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Arrrgh Anti Backbump !
Duz ye knowest wot yeer stinky nef yoo bin ep to !?
He be pesterin' passerbys in fron' ove thee Scurvy Dawg , offring up sips ove appel blud fer a farthin' eech !
Thee stuff smells loike piss !
Tastes loike et too !
Howeffer ye dont taste thet bad affer a wile.
Culd see iffin ye git thee wee blighter ta lower his price ?
yer effer luvin' Willy .
Auntie Blackbeard wrote:We sails im to Barbados (an Black Bart whilst we're at it) an see if we can get a good price fer em at thee market.
black bart wrote:Dear Auntie Blackpants
Can we ave yer permishun ta let nef Yoo join thee next stoodent protest against thee nasty coalishun's gyant Tuishan fees?
We be opin ta send Nef Yoo to thee hadvanced college of Buccaneering but wiv the rise in fees I will ave ta ransack thee hentire West Indies to pay for his keep.
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Dear Auntie,
Oi be wonnerin' ifn ye haz a kewer fer lazee cabin boys. Me pair o' rascals be sleepin' in 'til paaarrrrst noon.
Yaws sin sear lee,
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