Teripie wrote:Dear Auntie Blackbeard,
Ey' has a problem understanin' how to resovle a moral dilema. Ey' likes to consider meself a good pirate but wud like ta know how one can balace lootin' and pillagin' with the Great Suggestion of 'r Lord, the belov'd PFM, about not aquirin' a lot of crap. Be Ey' sinnin' when Ey' takes a lot of loot?
Beer Volcano Bound
This dilemma often be a problem fer pirates. The trick be to be selective in yers choice of loot. Avoids the home catalogue and shopping channel sorts of loot, and goes for the top end royal warrant type stuff. Yer'll be amazed at how many Faberge eggs or diamond tiaras yer can store in even the smallest galleon without totally wrekin the Feng Shui or imperilling yer soul.
I's confident that in yer capacity of "Plunderer of the checking account" yer husband would only want yers pillaging the best.