...Des Lyxia, the fruit-and-veg-vendor-who-couldn't-read-or-write-very-well. It's a very long nickname to give someone with literacy issues, but they are a vicious bunch in year 3 at Portsmuff Primarrrghy School. "Perfick fer makin' Watermelon Blood', if that's yer kine o' thing", he said...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.