The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:12 am

...old Mrs Wilson, the lonely old widow who hasn't seen a...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:30 pm

...noice fresh bit o'...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:02 am

...crouton surprise fer many a year. Not onlee did she soak them in...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby la la on Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:58 am

... the finest rum she could lay her hands on, taking a tiny wee nip fer hersel' every so often, but she also always used plenty of good hot...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:49 pm

...ear wax...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:31 pm

...that she got from Cap'n Prince Harry. The dirty bugger insisted she could only collect it from him if he was in the buff, but she didn't mind. Then someone took some photos...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:01 pm

.........of some swashbucklers in a hotel room with...................
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:58 pm

...a tub o'larrrd an' loife-soize effergy o' black bart...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:55 pm

... along with Big ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:36 am

...hairy...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:55 am

...nadgers thee size of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:19 am

..."Watermellons! Watermellons! 2 fer sixpence!" cried...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:02 am

...Des Lyxia, the fruit-and-veg-vendor-who-couldn't-read-or-write-very-well. It's a very long nickname to give someone with literacy issues, but they are a vicious bunch in year 3 at Portsmuff Primarrrghy School. "Perfick fer makin' Watermelon Blood', if that's yer kine o' thing", he said...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:40 am

...perfick...oh no not Ma Larkin...and look there's Catherine Zita showin orf her...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:51 am

...fencing skills again. Prancing around like she's Zorro or something, I don't know. What's that she's saying? "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to..."
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