Bah! Don't talk t' me about Scots!
I 'ad a few o' em in me crew once - a right bunch o' drunken gits. One Satday night, they got right lashed up. One tried to do a caber toss wi' the main mast, one were serenadin' the anchor, an one tried to start a fight wi' the ship's figurehead.
I let 'em off at the nearest port wi' a tavern - the ocean'll dry out before they do.
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by The Black Spot on Tue May 20, 2008 5:15 am
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Navy
by black bart on Thu May 22, 2008 6:11 am
Arrrrgh...I fear we may be fallin behind the Royal Navy in our equal Opps policy:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3948329.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3948329.stm
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Devils
by black bart on Thu May 22, 2008 6:13 am
Arrrgh...I as come up wiv a plan to invoke Anne Wiiddycombe on the poop deck...ye can't get more Satanic than that:
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Re: Devils
by The Black Spot on Sun May 25, 2008 8:36 am
black bart wrote:Arrrgh...I as come up wiv a plan to invoke Anne Wiiddycombe on the poop deck...
What be bringin' this about? Equal ops fer gargoyles?
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Satanic
by black bart on Sun May 25, 2008 8:37 am
Aye that as well...no, it was the Royal Navy admitting a Satanist to it's crew.
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by The Black Spot on Sun May 25, 2008 8:40 am
I 'ad a stalinist in me crew once. Ee 'ad a massive purge every mornin'.
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Bolsheviks
by black bart on Mon May 26, 2008 6:04 am
What a load o Bolsheviks!
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon May 26, 2008 6:08 am
Lenin's undergarmints!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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