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Flint

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:50 am

YYYAARRR...Capn Flint by name and Flint by nature! HAAARRR Jim Hawkins me lad!
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Postby DaveL on Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:49 am

YArrrrr...

Oi used to be scared when Oi watched ole Doctor Who episodes. However Oi wuz cured when I saw that Daleks couldn't walk up the steps...YArrrrr...

This show also used to scare the hell out of me when Oi wuz a kiddie
It left the Thunderbirds for dead.

Way Spooky!!

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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:10 pm

DaveL wrote:Oi used to be scared when Oi watched ole Doctor Who episodes. However Oi wuz cured when I saw that Daleks couldn't walk up the steps...


Arrr matey. When I were a lad watchin' the Doc, it were the Cybermen that were the creepy ones. Trouble is, in the new series the Cybermen were given a right mullerin' by the Daleks.

Wouldn't have happened years ago. In my day... Bugger, wrong thread again.
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Cronan

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:23 pm

HHHAARRRR...Capn Scarlet, avast he were a Capn loik us...but he were indestructible...he wasn't Capn Cronan in disguise was he?!!!
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Postby DaveL on Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:31 am

YArrrr...

O'is love to see a Dr Who Episode of Dr who called 'Attack of the Big Rons'
It'd be all over in about 5-minutes, when Dr Who goes for his matches...Yarrrr...
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Postby Griffin on Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:37 am

Equal Ops for Daleks. Give em all ASBOs.
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daleks

Postby black bart on Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:45 pm

Daleks are just Pirates with even more prosthetics...stands to reason, we keep losing bits, we end up as a dalek!
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Postby Griffin on Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:54 pm

OMFSM havin lost a rather large lump recently, is that where Oi'm headin ? Forget the ASBOs. Give Daleks Treasure. Yaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
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Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:10 am

YArrrr...

Oi heards there might be a few equal opportunites in another land. Oi's will send 'em me extensive murderin and drunkedness CV.
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Communications

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:44 am

AARRRGH...This be gettin too cryptic fer the like o my ships comminications officer!
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:59 pm

Arrrr....

it be about time we got back on topic 'ere.

Should two legged pirates 'ave the same rights as us peg legs?
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Ecumenical

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:01 am

AAARRRRGH...That would be an Ecumenical Matter.
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Re: Ecumenical

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:25 am

black bart wrote:AAARRRRGH...That would be an Ecumenical Matter.


Hmmmm... I'd never thought of it like that before.... You're quite right!

Was that the episode where they tried to sober up Father Cronan?
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Bilge Rats

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:47 am

Are Bilge Rats an endangered Species? I've been watchin 'Spring Watch' on BBC 2 all month and Bill Oddie has never even mentioned em!
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Re: Bilge Rats

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:02 am

black bart wrote:Are Bilge Rats an endangered Species?


Not on my bluddy ship they ain't. They outnumbers me crew fifty to one.

Last week one o' me deckhands were standing near one o' the hatches when 'ee opened a bag o' cheese an' onion crisps. 'Ee were dragged into the bilge by a great hairy wave o' the bastids. Ne'er seen again.

Wouldn't 'ave minded so much, but I were collectin' the tokens off the back o' the packets.
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