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Stew

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:04 am

Ha Haaaarrr...Ye really ave been eatin Fish Head Stew!!!!! :?
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:06 am

Hm, there was something fishy about that Offal Surprise.
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Postby DaveL » Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:22 am

YArrrr...

There be nuthin like me goode ole 'sea wasp omlette surprise'. It got a damn good kick to it - and that's before you put the tabasco sauce on.
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Postby The Black Spot » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:45 am

DaveL wrote:There be nuthin like me goode ole 'sea wasp omlette surprise'.


Arrrr...

me cook tried that one on me once.

'Ee were the one 'oo ended up gettin a nasty surprise.

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Crazy

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:50 am

If you ask me Dave L is gettin all these crazy ideas from Pirgella...the women is remarkably inventive...and not just with her cooking, Fnaar, Fnaaaar! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby The Black Spot » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:10 am

I think Dave comes up with these all these exotic culinary dishes in the hope that we'll forget about him inventing Fish Head Stew.

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Hearing

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:21 am

AAARRRGH...Gulp...I feel another Disciplinary hearin comin on...to discover who started the Double Entendeuring in the Salty Tale!!!! :?
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Postby DaveL » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:37 am

YArrrrr...

Youse blaggards broke Capn Hossenfeffer's heart when yers wrote 'im out of the Salty Tale story line...no wait hang on that wuz me! Didn't the saucy bits start during the World Cup?
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Court

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:39 am

Let the court decide....YYYYYAAARRRR!
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Postby The Black Spot » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:23 am

Arrrrr...

all this talk about dentists an anaethesia got me thinking, so I went an had a chat wi' me ship's surgeon.

"'Ow does ye avoid trauma durin' an amputation?" I asked him.

"Make sure ye don't get yer fingers in the way of the saw," he said.

'Twere an old joke, even in the 17th century.

"so, if ye has to cut a limb off," I asked him, "how do ye stop it hurtin' the patient too much?"

"Bah!" he said. "Most o' the swabs don't deserve it. I remembers cutting off the leg of a young second officer a few years ago. Nasty brute he was. Swearing and shouting, stinking of rum... I took an instant dislike to him. I made sure that I took my time with that one -- I used me bluntest saw on 'im. Actually Captain, he looked a bit like you. Younger, and without a beard, but there's a definate resembl..."

'Ee looked at me, then looked down at me stump. I looked at 'im and picked up me cutlass.

Oh well, I'll put another "help wanted" card in the newsagent's window tomorrow.

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Cronan

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:46 am

The Black Spot wrote:

'Twere an old joke, even in the 17th century.


Ye be roight there me hearty...I think Capn Cronan made that one up in his youth!
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Postby DaveL » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:32 am

YArrrr...

Oi thought Capn Cronan was old as the primordial sea. Oi have nightmares of him sinkin' Fred Flinstones ship, 1million BCE.

Fred Flintstone as a Pirate...now that's scary...YArrrrr..
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Wilma

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:14 am

YYYAAARRR...but Wilma would make a tasty wench! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby The Black Spot » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:57 am

Arrr... Cap'n Flintstone. It be 'aving a familiar ring to it.

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Postby DaveL » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:00 am

YArrrrr...

That's make 'is parrot a Pterodactyl :?
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