Ye Pyrate Prize Quiz

[pieces o'nine]

Calm yerself, Miss Kitty, ye kin fyte in thee back if ye feels sayfer. Also, oi can't cut me bits orf as oi asn't got enny bits.

"An shall yer cutlass sleep in yer hook?" No!

Joyne now, afor hit be two layte!

[TwistedSister]

This kitty will be lapping up some rum at the Benbow, whilst ye and yer crew argh fightin out with Bart cuz ye know ye didn't win the quiz and ye don't wants anyone to no.
I'll dip a whisker or two in yer honor though.

[DavidH]

Aaarrr, Pieces be roight. Bart wuz lookin fer help with a quiz he wuz in. Here be thee evidence - thee axshul pub where it was held:



As yer can see, me an Pieces has thee avaaaarntage.

[TwistedSister]

Too bad Bart got the answers from The Squirrels team after they had already started celebrating their anticipated (yet far-fetched) victory.

[DavidH]

Arrrr! When us squirrels gets a couple of beers in us, we gets up to all sorts of tricks.

[pieces o'nine]

YARRRRRGGGH!!!
Joyne thee Seein Oi Skwirrels Uprysin' afore hit be two layte!

[TwistedSister]

I doth protest!!!
I can't do all of that neat stuff.......
Bart is INNOCENT I say, and I shall prove it by boxing with one of you trouble making Skwirrels!

[DavidH]

A box of cookies would go down a treat. If you bring them round, you can sign up to the Seein Oi Skwirrels Uprysin' while you're here.

[TwistedSister]

Will these do? Made from actual Squirrel parts.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, points t'ye fer tryin an awl, but we be thee Seein Oi Skwirrels, loike, an them skwirrel cookies [-biskits?-] bain't got no oi patches. Ye duzzint reeloize yer dealin' wif sofistikated pyrates 'ere. Wot duz ye tayke us fer?






An oi wunts a bamboo humbrella wif me cone-yak from now on...

[DavidH]

All the greatest squirrels in history are now demanding their rightful award!




Joyne thee Seein Oi Skwirrels Uprysin' afore hit be two layte!

[TwistedSister]

Yarrrgh, points t'ye fer tryin an awl, but we be thee Seein Oi Skwirrels, loike, an them skwirrel cookies [-biskits?-] bain't got no oi patches. Ye duzzint reeloize yer dealin' wif sofistikated pyrates 'ere. Wot duz ye tayke us fer?

[pieces o'nine]

Twisty, oi respecls ye. oi'll let ye get back t'claymin ye've wun, but thee Seein Oi Skwirrels submitted wun ov thee best pubbe quiz answers ov awl toime! Wun uv thee best pubbe quiz answers ov awl toime!

[TwistedSister]

Pubbe answers? Ahem, I'm sure Scott and Ken would love to see what they were.
Where the blazes is Bart with the winner any who???????????
I bet he's spending all of his time with his Newts, or frog or whatever else shows up in his garden.

[black bart]

Blast it an damn my eyes if ye aint typical pyrates...it comes ta sommat when even a quiz descends into violence an squabblin!

Does ye squabblin blaggards think I should wait fer Roy ta come back from his hols afore I gives the results?