Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

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Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Grumpy on Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:57 am

with black-hearted heathens who choose to malign and condemn FSM and generally fail to use the logic and good sense that FSM has imbued us all with?
"How do I feel? Like I was just hit by a truck........because I was.....Oh it was rhetorical....right...heh...ummm.....*awkward*"
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:00 am

Ahoy matey...afore ye does any duellin call in fer a grog at the Benbow...it be a shame ta die afore ye has tasted thee fine ales on offer...put em on yer tab and get one in fer me. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Grumpy on Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:08 am

Arrrr....man after me own heart drinkin' then the duellin'. Line 'em up and I will knock 'em back. Done mind if the bottle is broken. I will strain the glass through me teeth.

Now where is this establishment and where are these malcontents?

I will hold my own. I have references to me duellin' abilities :D
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:29 am

Arrgh sadlee I was refferin to a virtual grog...if ye casts yer good eye down thee Pirate threads ye'll no doubt spot thee thread to wot I be alludin matey.

I also recommends thee Far Fetched Tales thread...ye'll certainlee need a drink after readin them!
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:35 am

Yarrggh, not too many trolls here on the forums lately, matey. There's an occasional hate mail on the main blog, but the caliber of crazy has rather dropped off lately.

You need real trolls to debate? Try Pharyngula. There's usually one or two being pummelled over there. Right now you'll find piracy and mayhem here, and lots of fun and grog, but no infidels in the house at the moment.
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Grumpy on Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:38 am

It be OK me rum-sucking shipmate. I saw as much when I cast me one good eye around. (Me fault is I had thy eye patch on the wrong socket before...arrr :blush: ) But now I see what ye mean. I am downin' a few fo' medicinal purposes an' expect the occasional mistake to fall from me lazy fingers. Arrr..
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Grumpy on Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:40 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:Yarrggh, not too many trolls here on the forums lately, matey. There's an occasional hate mail on the main blog, but the caliber of crazy has rather dropped off lately.

You need real trolls to debate? Try Pharyngula. There's usually one or two being pummelled over there. Right now you'll find piracy and mayhem here, and lots of fun and grog, but no infidels in the house at the moment.


Keep me in mind when things get story and Grumpy will fend off the scurvy dogs. Ye have me word thar me lads. Yarrr


(Grumpy deals with interlopers thus :nefyoobash: )
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:42 am

We certainly have had them in the past, and right entertainin' they are. Grumpy, make sure you have introduced yourself properly in the new converts thread (apologies if you have already done this), so you won't be deleted as a spambot, and be sure to post an avatar. We need a mental image to go along with your name.
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Grumpy on Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:20 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:We certainly have had them in the past, and right entertainin' they are. Grumpy, make sure you have introduced yourself properly in the new converts thread (apologies if you have already done this), so you won't be deleted as a spambot, and be sure to post an avatar. We need a mental image to go along with your name.


Done and done. Me avatar is not too piratey.....I be technolikally illiterate..Yarr. :blush:
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:41 am

Has ye met Nef Yoo Blackbeard yet matey?
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Grumpy on Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:13 am

black bart wrote:Has ye met Nef Yoo Blackbeard yet matey?


No I be lookin' forward to such a meetin'. Yarrr
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Edd on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:06 am

Grumpy wrote:
black bart wrote:Has ye met Nef Yoo Blackbeard yet matey?


No I be lookin' forward to such a meetin'. Yarrr

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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:34 am

Arrrgh...that Nef Yoo's a rum un and no mistake...he onlee holds his meetins in thee Bilge wiv his pet Rat, Roger, his pet Weevil, Whilhelm and his Giant Lollypop.
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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:30 am

'ello gumby!!!!!!!! Eyes Nef Yoo, hallooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Wut duz illiterate means?

I comman ye ta bring me peetzer!

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Re: Where does a Grumpy pirate go to textual duel....

Postby Calico Jack on Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:51 am

Yoo Hoo Nef Yoo!!!!!

Jack is back to play with you!!!!

ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grumpy boy or girl???????? :love:
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