Pirates in computarrrrgh games

[Tigger_the_Wing]

My youngest son just had a chance to play Scribblenauts.
I couldn't follow everything he said about the game, but apparently the player can summon various people and artifacts which interact with one another. The good thing I found out was this:

If the player summons a ninja , it attacks the player.
If the player summons a pirate , it attacks the player.
BUT
If the player summons both, they attack each other - and the pirate always wins!

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

That be extremely cool! Can ye summon one of Madame Fifi's girls? ...cough..Not that it be age inappropirate or anything!

[black bart]

As I've posted elsewhere on the Video Games thread I've set sail on 'Age of Booty'...which unfortunately is nothing to do with Beyonce!

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

That was a fine game Bart, especially when ye encounter the Bosses in the game. That 'Big Brenda' Level was always a challenge as I'd run ot of cannon balls trying to sink her.
I'll be purchasing the' Age of Booty: Big Ron Expansion Pack' when it comes out. I hear there is quite a few gaseous obstacles to overcome in that one!

[black bart]

Ha harrgh...the Bustlin Brian download is a must as well...spend hours tryin ta get Brian to replumb your bathroom only ta find he's buggered orf to Brazil wiv yer money...then the game turns into a First Person shooter as ye chase Brian across thee jungles of Brazil.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

That be soundin' too much loik real loif, Bart…

[black bart]

That be soundin' too much loik real loif, Bart…

What be the meanin o that?...I never had any trubble wiv plumbers...they nivver turned up in thee first place.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Aaargh, matey, Oi be refaaarrrin' to moi hex-spear-yentsiz! Plumbin' jobs haaarrrf done… 

Sum toims Oi wishez Oi haz a gunne.

[black bart]

Aaaargh I know the feelin...there be nuthin worse than bein left half plumbed...especially when ye've just finished orf the Fish Head Stoo!

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Fortunaaaarrrrtlee, OI 'az a son-out-law who finish'd ye job for me! So when Oi goes 'ome, Oi'll 'ave workin' pipes.

[black bart]

Haaarrgh...All Shype Shape and Bristol fashion...as they say in Cardiff.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, iffen ye be playin' scribblenauts, stick a pirate inna pirate ship an' mayk 'im foight cthulhu! Then ye kin stick a dragon in! Hit be a fantastick battle that hensues.

[black bart]

What we really need me hearties is a games section on Venganza...they've got a great one on the Toadfish site (Oiv got thee top scores in Simon, Frogger an Snake thingy).

Someone should hinvent an Intelligent Design v FSM game.

[DaveL]

How about a role playin game like the Sims (for Pirates)? We could call it 'The Blaggards'.

[black bart]

How about a role playin game like the Sims (for Pirates)? We could call it 'The Blaggards'.

Arrgh, would they ave detachable limbs?