da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

[black bart]

I knew dis would appen...der stories supposed ta be about Nef Yoo but he's buggered orf an we've got ta do all thee hard work.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Yoo funee, unco bart.

Yoo... hard wurk...



Hoki, Hi telly a storey.

So der terrbw pirit Nef Yoo is back innis ship, an is NUT mader lego, is popper shup maid outer would, an eez sale-en back frum the hoar-eyes-on whun ee seez diss udder ship...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Bu furst, I haz a sing.

On da wide open oshun, salt spay in me face
Da Dreedid NefYoo Blackbeard, sailed wittout leefing a trace
Up ahead in da distance, we daw a bootiful sight
A Spanish galleon full of gold dubloons
We'd have to catch it by nite
So we loaded da canins
An opened up da ports
An I was shouting to my crew,
"We'se gonna catch her befour we be threw"
Then we fired oar canins, and she twied t'run away
As da crew shouted ober all da guns,
I taught I heard dem say,

Welcum to de Nef Yoo BlackBeard's story
Such a lovely book
Won't you take a look
Dere's plenty of words in da Nef Yoo BlackBeard's story
Any time o' year
You kin read it here.

Dreeded Nef Yoo Blackbeard.
'e caught dat Spanish ship.
We had to get our treasure back
to a place were we could hide it
Relax, said da bosun,
We know just da place
We'll spend it at da Benbow
Were you can never leave!

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Hookay. Bak to de book!

[black bart]

dat must be a rendishun of the great Capn Joe Walsh's guitar solo done in doodoo!

[Ubi Dubium]

See - I knew NefYoo had a thing for doodoo!

[TwistedSister]

The little lad spells better when singing doesn't he?

[black bart]

The little lad spells better when singing doesn't he?

Arrrr well spotted me heartee...I fink he must ave ad sum elp from his Auntie.

He don usually string his laces tagevver let alone two sentences!

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Da moosek kasted a spel onme.
An Anty helpt.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Hokee. Warr wus hi.

So der terrbw pirit Nef Yoo is back innis ship, an is NUT mader lego, is popper shup maid outer would, an eez sale-en back frum the hoar-eyes-on whun ee seez diss udder ship...

..., uh Spammis gillon wid golledub loons. "Lood de canins ye scruvy dogees," Hi yeld at me cruu, "'elms man, tset han hintercep cors fer de smammish shup hi yussed seen, worp ficter ate" anny did dat ting. The spammis shupp...

Twisty Pussee, ye turribly mum! I wite a bootifl sing, an ye yell at me fur spelin rite.

I comman ye gib me ha cukee! anna peedza! Maak me feel goodr.

[TwistedSister]

Fine, fine ye little snot, eat all the cakes, cookies and pizza ye wants, but when ye poop yer diapa, don't come runnin ta me, just jump in the ocean and wash yer self off. Spoiled little brat. I hope a big old vulture comes and picks yer ups and carrys ye away.....I'm gonna advertize you in the classified ads under the catagory 'Pets" to be rid of you.
[breaking my heart he is, after all I've tried to do for him............]

[pieces o'nine]

...

On da wide open oshun, salt spay in me face

...

Oi bin marvillain hat these purrplexin leericks.
Oim' still tryin' t'werke out wot NefYoo be dryvin at, 'ere -- [in a Jee-fer-Jennirol-Haughty-Yentses kynde o'waye].

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

...

On da wide open oshun, salt spay in me face

...

Oi bin marvillain hat these purrplexin leericks.
Oim' still tryin' t'werke out wot NefYoo be dryvin at, 'ere -- [in a Jee-fer-Jennirol-Haughty-Yentses kynde o'waye].

Moorovargh, jus' who spayed 'im?

[TwistedSister]

not me...........

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Oi coman yer royt me buke!

Oy carn rite et mersel - I'z unlee FREE!

Yer dunt lyk moi sengin, den? Hoki, oi storp.

Bu will yer PLEEEEEEEZZZZZ!!! halp mie roit moi booke?

Fank yer welkum.

[TwistedSister]

Nef, can't hardly understand yoo now, go back to singing.