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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:21 am

I knew dis would appen...der stories supposed ta be about Nef Yoo but he's buggered orf an we've got ta do all thee hard work. :furious:
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:31 am

Yoo funee, unco bart.

Yoo... hard wurk...
:whip: :whip: :whip:
:cry: :cry: :cry:

Hoki, Hi telly a storey.

So der terrbw pirit Nef Yoo is back innis ship, an is NUT mader lego, is popper shup maid outer would, an eez sale-en back frum the hoar-eyes-on whun ee seez diss udder ship...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:57 am

Bu furst, I haz a sing.

On da wide open oshun, salt spay in me face
Da Dreedid NefYoo Blackbeard, sailed wittout leefing a trace
Up ahead in da distance, we daw a bootiful sight
A Spanish galleon full of gold dubloons
We'd have to catch it by nite
So we loaded da canins
An opened up da ports
An I was shouting to my crew,
"We'se gonna catch her befour we be threw"
Then we fired oar canins, and she twied t'run away
As da crew shouted ober all da guns,
I taught I heard dem say,

Welcum to de Nef Yoo BlackBeard's story
Such a lovely book
Won't you take a look
Dere's plenty of words in da Nef Yoo BlackBeard's story
Any time o' year
You kin read it here.

Dreeded Nef Yoo Blackbeard.
'e caught dat Spanish ship.
We had to get our treasure back
to a place were we could hide it
Relax, said da bosun,
We know just da place
We'll spend it at da Benbow
Were you can never leave!

dododododooooooo dododo dododododo
dododododododo dododododododo dododododododooooooooo
dododoooo dododedodo dododododododododododo
dodododododododooddodododododododododododo
do dododo dododododo
dododododododo dododododododo dodododododododo
dodododododoodooooododoodododoododododododododoodododoododododoodo
bumpbumpbump
dododododododododododododododododo
dododododododododododododododododododododo
dodoodododododododoododododododo
dodododododododododododododododododododo
dododododododododododoodododododododododo
doooodoooooodododododododoodododododododo
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Hookay. Bak to de book!
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:01 am

dat must be a rendishun of the great Capn Joe Walsh's guitar solo done in doodoo! :shocked:
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:12 am

See - I knew NefYoo had a thing for doodoo!
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:59 am

The little lad spells better when singing doesn't he?
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:34 am

TwistedSister wrote:The little lad spells better when singing doesn't he?


Arrrr well spotted me heartee...I fink he must ave ad sum elp from his Auntie.

He don usually string his laces tagevver let alone two sentences!
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:21 am

Da moosek kasted a spel onme. :haha:
An Anty helpt.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:33 pm

Hokee. Warr wus hi.
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:So der terrbw pirit Nef Yoo is back innis ship, an is NUT mader lego, is popper shup maid outer would, an eez sale-en back frum the hoar-eyes-on whun ee seez diss udder ship...


..., uh Spammis gillon wid golledub loons. "Lood de canins ye scruvy dogees," Hi yeld at me cruu, "'elms man, tset han hintercep cors fer de smammish shup hi yussed seen, worp ficter ate" anny did dat ting. The spammis shupp...

Twisty Pussee, ye turribly mum! I wite a bootifl sing, an ye yell at me fur spelin rite. :cry:

I comman ye gib me ha cukee! anna peedza! :whip: Maak me feel goodr.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:53 pm

Fine, fine ye little snot, eat all the cakes, cookies and pizza ye wants, but when ye poop yer diapa, don't come runnin ta me, just jump in the ocean and wash yer self off. Spoiled little brat. I hope a big old vulture comes and picks yer ups and carrys ye away.....I'm gonna advertize you in the classified ads under the catagory 'Pets" to be rid of you.
[breaking my heart he is, after all I've tried to do for him............]
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:31 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:...

On da wide open oshun, salt spay in me face

...


Oi bin marvillain hat these purrplexin leericks. :?
Oim' still tryin' t'werke out wot NefYoo be dryvin at, 'ere -- [in a Jee-fer-Jennirol-Haughty-Yentses kynde o'waye].
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:16 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:...

On da wide open oshun, salt spay in me face

...


Oi bin marvillain hat these purrplexin leericks. :?
Oim' still tryin' t'werke out wot NefYoo be dryvin at, 'ere -- [in a Jee-fer-Jennirol-Haughty-Yentses kynde o'waye].
Moorovargh, jus' who spayed 'im?
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:08 pm

:guilty: not me...........
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:22 pm

Oi coman yer royt me buke!

Oy carn rite et mersel - I'z unlee FREE!

Yer dunt lyk moi sengin, den? Hoki, oi storp.

Bu will yer PLEEEEEEEZZZZZ!!! halp mie roit moi booke?

Fank yer welkum.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:01 pm

Nef, can't hardly understand yoo now, go back to singing.
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