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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:32 pm

... ebbywun els wantid dem so oi handid dem ober an gib dem all big hugs an ventooly i dint smell so tinky but ebbywun els wuz tinky enyway so ...
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:45 pm

. . . da dweeded NefYoo set sale to get away fom da tink and set cors fer da dstent ho-eyes-on. Wen he reechd it . . .
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Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:21 pm

...his ship fell over the edge. Nef Yoo gave a piercing shriek, startling the turtle which had been holding up that corner of the Earth, and having a wee nap on the job.

The turtle said...
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Postby TwistedSister on Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:01 pm

does a young Nef Yoo taste good with fries? Because if he does.........
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:34 pm

. . . at that moment, the eight great spells leapt from the Octavo and adjusted the earth so that Nef Yoo landed gently on its surface again. In the process, the spells so frightened the greatest wizards of the age that . . .
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:15 am

...they barricaded themselves in the Uncommon Room and ate all the stores of food in a single night...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:48 pm

...th Dredid Pirit NefYu droo is soard an smash they baccirade, and e shouts "RRRrrr! Oi bee dredit pirit NefYoo! Oi coman ye giv mi peezer an chocklit milk!" annna wizards sez....
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:14 pm

..."bugger orf laddie, we et it awl." A wizzid replied.

Anubber wizzid piped in, with mutch des-pon-dance; "But ye wouldnae lyk ta go oot an' fetch us sum, would ye? It wood be a moighty quest, fulla danger, hot grease an' the prommizz ove a peece at the ende. Could ye, pleeze? Iffin ye don't, we'll turn ye inna frog."...
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Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:52 pm

...But NefYooBB likes frogs, and thought it might be fun to be one for awhile, so...
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Postby TwistedSister on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:43 pm

he hopped over to the local restaurant where he read "Frog Legs" on the menu thinking.....
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Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:46 pm

...he could get a frog leg to replace his peg leg. His peg leg never worked very well, since it's made of Legos...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:26 am

...ever since Nef Yoo was cabin boy on Black Jake McLeggo's ship, the Golden Turtle:

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It were a ard loif for a poor cabin boy in them days, even the Fish Head Stoo wuz made o leggo, and one day...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby TwistedSister on Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:03 pm

poor NefYoo began to feel the most terrible cramps coming on....
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:52 am

...an pooin out one o them brown leggo bricks wuz an hexperience he'd feared hever since the shippe left Leggo Portsmouth...
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:54 am

...so he troyed ta put it hout ove his moind an' diskubbared that his croo had seriyoos doughts about bein' hable ta sail on the lego sea, so he...
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