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Postby black bart on Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:18 am

...ou est le Plume de ma tante...Jaques Cousteau...Moulin Rouge...Madame Fifi? It was indeed none other than Madame F herself...she was on a short shopping trip to stock up on...
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:52 pm

...German Envelopes and Spanish Ticklers (to attract a more international clientele)...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:08 am

...she was en route to Amsterdam, famous for it's canals, brown cafes, going Dutch, Vandervalk, Dutch Pancakes and in the Red Light District it's shops selling massive...
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Postby bacon on Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:22 am

. . . insurance policies for . . .
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Postby ciaran54 on Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:04 am

...Purpel dolfins in dahrc soots...
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Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:26 pm

...whose first language was probably not English. Meanwhile, back in the interesting shops of Amsterdam...
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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:17 am

...legendary female Dutch Pyrate Cap'n Van Dyke was on shore leave lookin fer some hextra crew gold members. 'Dese shoppes are very interestin' said Van Dyke, 'I vonder if dey sell...'
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:21 am

…"granny knickers. Zey be veree popular in ze Nether-region-lands"

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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:31 am

...terrified cabin boy to her bosom Van Dyke asked the shop keeper...
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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:35 am

...has ye seen my brother Dick?
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Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:57 am

'No, but I have seen your step brother named Pen...'
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Postby bacon on Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:29 am

Penwick, he just came in here and was interested in that pair of large . . .
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Postby TwistedSister on Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:46 am

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:08 am

...sheep...modeled on a the famous Dutch breed Hollandaise Pink Face, every detail has been faithfully reproduced and the air valve has been thoughtfully positioned in the...
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