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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:35 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:...
bye bye


Thanks be to awl the goddes! Oi finks that "bye bye" means thee 'ideeyus tayle be over!
In sellibrayshun, oi be buyin* a round ov Capn's Deloights wiv Brasso Chasers for awl pyrates wot arrrgh releeved t'see thee end ov this tome!



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Oi'll be puttin hit on NefYoo's tabbe, witch be awl roight as 'e's knot olde enuf t'be letter in theyre ennyweighs, an 'e'll nivir nose thee diffrenz...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:39 am

I fink Nef Yoo should get thee last word tho...opefully somat loik...Man Over Board:

HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:19 am

Oi commans ye t'frow 'im a peetzer, knot a loife presurfer.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:39 am

A Pizza made o lead!
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:49 pm

Now, now, be kind to the little fella. He is having a hard time with potty training and all.
With any luck, he should be in pull-ups by the age of 10.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby bacon on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:38 pm

an he decided t' heat up th' pizza in th' microwave
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:58 pm

PEEDZA

HOKAY

hokay
now et b suppur tim
affer i wull tell ya tha story ove me pillyjin of Portsmuff wiff me bilj ratz!

hokay i finniss
umm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
me 2 bilj rats now b a arrMe

Hokay genrul mayhim i comane ya guys ta bwin bak stuff !
an den we row fwum me shup
Tha Lollypoppe
an we git owt on da beech an go pway
not alla tha ratz kin fit in tha dingee so thay haffa swim fer et
tha seet inna dingee be kold but i wurmd et up in me dypurr
so et not so kold now

on tha beech wuz sum noice pebbils so get lotz ove dem!
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:10 am

Aaargh...somebodee call 'Rentokil'...pests on thee beach!
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:55 pm

an den i steld tha twessir map frum unkl farty
et esee cos he havin nappy tyme at tha Skurfy Dawg !
darr b lottsa stuff on tha ilin !
i bet tha twessir gunna b heevy
if ya kum an elp me fine tha Twessir Ilin ya kin hav sum ove tha stuff !
i bet tharr b lottsa noice priddy pebbils on tha ilin !
furst we gotta steel a big shup fur alla stuff we gunna git
hurwy hurwy hurwy !
befur sum uddur guyz git tha stuff
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:24 pm

And then young Nef Yoo did don a pretty party dress and blonde curly wig and began singing
"On the Good Ship Lolly-Pop", while twirling around in circles.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:12 am

And then Nef Yoo...(hang on a mo... :barf: ...sorry about that...I'll get thee mop n bucket).
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:12 am

...began to gyrate backwards and forwards, resulting in...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:18 pm

...the crewe hat tackin Capn DaveL wif theyre cutlasses fer thredde NefYooMancy...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:15 am

...luckily Cap'n Davel was one o thee finest swordsmen in France...hunluckilee he weren't IN France so he...
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Postby DaveL on Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:05 am

...caught across the Channel Tunnel Rail and suddenly started speaking French...
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