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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart » Thu May 28, 2009 5:12 am

...where thee men are men and thee women are...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubium » Thu May 28, 2009 5:19 am

...also men. But NefYoo said...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart » Thu May 28, 2009 6:56 am

...I comman ye to fetch mee a Brain for my din dins to which thee crew cried...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu May 28, 2009 7:04 am

. . . we ain't got wun aboard dis shippe.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart » Thu May 28, 2009 8:16 am

...'Who de ell signed up dis crew?' asked Cap'n Bly...'nary a brain amongst em...how de ell are we goin ta win thee Admiral Benbow quiz?' Jus a minute...who's navigatin thee shype? That aint Tortuga it's...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu May 28, 2009 11:26 am

...the Watford Gap Services. Good, I could murder a Ginsters", whereupon a swarthy young filling station cashier drew his sword (which is unusual in itself) and said "I am Inigo Montoya Ginsters. You murdered my father. Prepare to die!".

Just then...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister » Thu May 28, 2009 11:54 am

....there be a knocking at the door, followed by a loud THUMP. Lo and behold it was the long, lost...........
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Postby Ubi Dubium » Thu May 28, 2009 4:58 pm

Zankou the Grammar nazi, who...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu May 28, 2009 5:26 pm

... while brandishing a new lexicon and thesaurus ....
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit ! :furious:

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart » Fri May 29, 2009 3:54 am

...grabbed Nef Yoo's freshly microwaved Ginsters Meat and Potato pie and exclaimed...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri May 29, 2009 4:12 am

..."Where is the frickin' apostrophe supposed to be in Ginsters, eh? I mean, where the hell is it, eh? Is the guy's name Ginster or Ginsters, eh? Because that would make it either Ginster's or Ginsters'. But there's no apostrophe at all! I'm going to kill you all, eh?".

Then he stomped off to find some weaponry, which was just as well, because...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri May 29, 2009 7:30 am

...out of the murkee depths loomed none other than...
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri May 29, 2009 10:55 am

. . . a bloo wail wid a brains sooooo bigge dat Auntie Blackbeard cried to her Nef Yoo, "Nef Yoo, luke at da . . .
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri May 29, 2009 5:27 pm

... luverly eyes cream ! "

"Ooooooo
isayd
den i sayd , Anty B ,!
No moor wadermilin blud fer ya !"

an din ...
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:47 pm

... an den et remine me uf me trip :idea:
me trip ta tha Treezure Skull Wok Ilind !
in tha See Uf Sir Tindoom ! :shocked:
ooooo
:shock: anty bring CHOCLIT IZE CREEM ! :lurk:
bye bye :lurk:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.


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