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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:58 am

If dis storee don't start makin sense soon...I warns ye Nef Yoo, I is goin ta write annuvver Far Fetched Tale! :furious:
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:06 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:So der terrbw pirit Nef Yoo is back innis ship, an is NUT mader lego, is popper shup maid outer would, an eez sale-en back frum the hoar-eyes-on whun ee seez diss udder ship...

..., uh Spammis gillon wid golledub loons. "Lood de canins ye scruvy dogees," Hi yeld at me cruu, "'elms man, tset han hintercep cors fer de smammish shup hi yussed seen, worp ficter ate" anny did dat ting. The spammis shupp...

. . . bravely tried to run away. Slowed by the heavy load of dubloons, jewels, and tobacco, and sluggish under an unfavorable wind, she slowly lost ground to the swift attack ship. As the Dreaded Pirate Captain Nef Yoo Blackbeard drew nigh, and unleashed a furious broadside into the rigging of the galleon, the Spammish captain struck the colors, and begged the Dreaded Pirate for mercy . . .

You know, Bart, you could help instead of complaining and threatening your poor Nef Yoo.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 am

Aye fair critque thar mon brave...

Le Capitan of thee Spammish surrendered all his treasure to Nef Yoo, piles of Dubloons, heaps of Silver, mountains of Diamonds, Cronans, Crona, Crystal and Gold...a fortune beyond the imaginings of the King of Spain himself...

Nef Yoo swaggered toward thee Capitan and said:

"I comman ye ta bring me pizza"

To which the bemused Spaniard said...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:24 am

I've got your pizza. Here let me open the door for you, now sit on this nice paddle and I'll lift you up so can crawl inside the nice warm oven to get it.....
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:57 pm

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:58 am

He wont be appee! :nefyoobash:
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby bacon on Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:07 am

but he will b quite tasty
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:39 pm

Nonononono! Dats all rong! Id NOT de end! I knot cukd to deth! Git it wite! :furious:

TwistedSister wrote:I've got your pizza. Here let me open the door for you, now sit on this nice paddle and I'll lift you up so can crawl inside the nice warm oven to get it.....


Smewen a twik, Da Dwedid Pywate Nef Yoo Blackbeard and is unka fursmat, pushd da capitan inna offen, made im gwab da peetza wid his teef, an den pulld im outtagin. "Don twy to twick us, wekin tell," Nef Yoo sed. "U tink we aint smert, bu we is smert. We luk fer tings dat maak us wrich."

Den da dwedid pywate nef yoo blackbeard maad da capitan wok da pank and fall inna water, haha! :haha: any did dis to da capitan: :moon: wyl etin hid peetza ..................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:39 pm

Hey NefYoo - I gots a prezzie for you!

It's your own bilge rat - all stuffed and everything! Go sumwherz and play wif it.
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(Now maybe that will distract him so we can tell the story the way we want.)
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:31 am

Goooooggleee ayes!!!!! I luvvs gggooooggllleeee aiiys!!!

:haha: :haha: :idea: :idea: :love: :love: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:

I commann ye t’ brng me morr prezzees wit ggoooggllee aiiys, antee Ooobee Dooby Doobiumumum! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :idea: :idea: :idea: :grin:

Tank ye, yr welcm
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:28 pm

I don't see any googly eyes on that rat, there Nef Yoo. More like beady. Here you go though, have fun.

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:43 am

Be dat the FSM? Looks more loik one o me crew ave puked up an half digested Octeepus! :barf:
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sat May 02, 2009 6:23 pm

Dee FSM upears in 'steriousy wheys.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Sat May 02, 2009 7:46 pm

I bet Nef Yoo puts whipped cream on it and eats it.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon May 04, 2009 4:35 am

an now fur nex chapper
tha wun affer foar
oh yahhhh

AVARST MATEYS!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

bedum bedum bedum
oim beeten tha drum
bedum bedum beedum

et be chapper ten

CHaper ten
Tha dreedid buckneer pyrit swashbuckle me NEfyooBlackbeard ! :nefyoobash: !

"Hoorah !'
sed alla peepull .
"HEPPUS !, sed alla peepullz. an thay be cryin an cairn on an cwy baby stuff lik thit .

'O !i sed
wot alla ya lanluberz wahnt !
an den i wint rrrrrrrr
at dem
an day wuz opressd .

Den dey tole me lottza stuff
an now i muss be a hewo wunce agin an ...
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