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Pirate Double Entendres

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Do ye enjoy a good double entendre?

Does it come with fries, coke and a happy toy?
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I can't even master a good single entendre. Bum, bottom...
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Aye matey, but Oi be too busy chasin' my pussy
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Yarrr, of course ye silly git, but how many cannon puns do we 'ave to tell?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:46 am

YArrr...

Speakin of which, do ye think this bloke has a big dental bill from holdin' these up?

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:48 am

^ :lol:

Jus snorted me rum ye blaggard!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:52 am

YArrrr...

I'm more envious of the see-saw behind him!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:19 am

Does 'ee keep a spare pair o' balls unner the see saw fer emergencies?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:31 am

Arrrr... this chap be 'aving a bit o' a problem wi' his shaft:

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:10 pm

YArrrr...

That's a big bandage he's applyin' there matey. Must be a very nasty wound indeed.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:09 am

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I must put the soundtrack on ready for Brenda's visit ce soire! :lech:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:25 am

YArrrr...

Here's another big shaft for yer maties. Oi thinks Oi left me treasure in there somewhere...

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:29 pm

Blimey!...it reminds me of...er... :blush:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:06 pm

black bart wrote:Blimey!...it reminds me of...er... :blush:

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:04 am

The Big Pit?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DavidH on Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:21 am

If that's a new name for Brenda, it's a good'un.
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