New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby PantyGnawer » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:32 pm

Ye shuld make sum jerky outa tha troll.

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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:52 pm

Addendum t' thee Bullitin Bored:
A ten shun, arrrght stoodents wot arrrgh syned hup fer thee Beginners Drawin & Quarterin Class. Ye'll be larnin t'draw yer cutlass awl neckst weeke, so bring 'em along wiv yer skechin charrrkohl, yer ransum note pads, a roll ov bandijess an a bottil ov Capn's Deloight, fer thee "still loife" parrrt ov the hex er sighs.
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby DaveL » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:08 am

Message from the Sickbay Clinic

Dear Principal Cullinane,

Can you please ensure that the missing vomit bags you "borrowed" from our stores for teachers social night are replenished immediately? Cook Master Bart has pledged to implement cutbacks to his fish head stew, which will include the use of several species banned for human consumption.

Can you also return the mop bucket, as the floors tend to get a bit slippery.

Yours in regurgitation,

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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:14 am

Der prinzpl calanee ,

fank ye fer getin me oit of Auntie's bilge

oi be sur thet i lik et at skool .

oid lik ta regtr wif :

'Ow Ta bBe Trown In Brig , by Robin Stores

wot els ye rcmend ?
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:28 am

I recommend 'How ta Walk the Plank' by Walktheplank, published by 'Manoverboard' books, only 4 Cronan (it be a really big book so if ye do have ta walk the plank, it'll keep ye afloat til the sharks eat ye).
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:06 am

Yarrrgh, oi wood also wreck o mend thee companyun booke, Catwalk thee Plank/Work thee Runway! by Tiddles thee Evil.
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:46 am

Oi wood alsoe reckamend Moonwalk the Plank by Cap'n Micky Jacklad. A bit weerd, but a bloody good yarn, me ol' Jimlad.
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:51 am

Or halternatively...half inch annuver bag o Gobstoppers from thee school tuck shoppe.
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby Treecosys » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:53 pm

Perhaps the adventures of Farfalle Flynn as required reading?

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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:08 am

Arrrr Farfalle Flynn...him with his enormous...
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:59 pm

grasp uv firming uppe 'is..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby ChowMein » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:37 am

... new recroots 'ave wanderd into Arrrbay , Princepal Calunully , oi sujjest ye rownde them up wiff ...

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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby PantyGnawer » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:16 pm

Stop tying up tha skool bard meetin wif yer long whinded tales!

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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby ChowMein » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:53 pm

... back to thee tale , our spy , oi meens ta say our reportarr has diverted thee new recroots back to the NPPPS

"Aroighty lads , tyme to hoist thee colors !"

Thee gibbering assemblage silently froze , sum continuwed to drool well , moste were halfe naked ande clearly land loving clumsy loutes .

" NEF YOO ! Stow yer lolly !

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Re: New Portsmouth Public Pirate School Curiculum

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:46 pm

NO! oi wn resess ana noo jyint 'at..WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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