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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby DaveL on Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:55 am

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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:23 am

No more pope jokes...E Raser was right:

http://current.com/items/89292536_italian_comedienne_faces_5_years_in_jail_for_pope_joke?start=50&len=50
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby Rainswept on Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:19 am



That's f_cked. You should repost that in Serious where people will see it.
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:10 am

Rainswept wrote:


That's f_cked. You should repost that in Serious where people will see it.


Will do...I also posted it in poor old MPT's swansong thread.
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:37 am

Must...resist...Pope jokes!

Did ye ever notice that "pope" be just one letter off and one letter rearrangement from becoming "poop"?

Blaggard! The fella onlee be arf a poopdeck!
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:53 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Must...resist...Pope jokes!

Did ye ever notice that "pope" be just one letter off and one letter rearrangement from becoming "poop"?

Blaggard! The fella onlee be arf a poopdeck!


Roight that be ten years hard labour in a Pizza restaurant fer ye matey!
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:27 pm

Don fergit thee pennants ov (ten) Arrr Larrrvas an (ten) Bloodie Marys.
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby muffinmonkey on Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:19 pm

it be unpossible for a pirate to be an atheist
Get yer facts right
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby tanguerra on Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:12 am

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Aaarrrrgggh!

Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:50 am

muffinmonkey wrote:it be unpossible for a pirate to be an atheist
Get yer facts right
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Ye be roight thar matey...may Cronan go wiv ye.
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:09 pm

Arrrrgh Tangie, yer link keeps disapeerin.

Here it be in anuuver form.
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:10 am

The Black Spot wrote:
black bart wrote:Yaarrrgh...I found hevidence of ye pirate pope doin battle:

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No ye fool! That be a screenshot from the new version o' BattleChess.



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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:55 am

When ye gets 'An audience wiv the pope', does he have many jokes and funny stories? Cos 'An audience wiv Mel Brooks was friggin hilarious loik.
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:14 am

black bart wrote:When ye gets 'An audience wiv the pope', does he have many jokes and funny stories?


Nay matey. The only jokes ee tells are that one about why they carries 'im around in a chair, and the time ee ordered a bloody steak. An ee tells them in latin.
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Re: The Pirate Pope

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:24 am

Oh yes I loiks a bloody steak...and lots of ******* chips!
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