Piratic Poetry

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Oh_Blessed_Pirate on Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:00 am

Yarrrr I'm a pirate ninja vampire pastafarian so I be tendin to take a more eastern outlook on yer standard life'o the high tides. Tha's right. Haikus. :fsm_yarr:

This be about the good FSM and my duty as a pirate

So Quick to Judge Us
touched by noodly appendage
Fight Global Warming

This piece be a less spiritual one:

Hangover today
Naked on deck with first mate
What happened last night?

And finally this one be about the great Mosey and his pirate crew

Touched good mosey was
brought the 10 rules o'livin
2 dropped on the way

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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:55 am

On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lords a-leapin
Leven laydies dancin
Ten pypers pypin
Noine drummers drummin
Ate maydes a-milkin
Se'en swans a-swimmin
Six geese a-layin
Foive goldin ringes
Foure callin birds
Three french hens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.



~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
An now, ye tinsil-festuned, wassailin' blaggards, oi challinjes enny an awl ov ye ter 'elp chaynge wun loine a-peece til we gets this carrel propearlie pyratissized.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re:

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:02 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Two Turtleholmes an

Argh! The blaggard's got ahold o' me DNA agin! Peeces, iffen ye do enee unsan-ee-teary fings wit' me clones oi'm gunna afta invoite meself o'er, y'see!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re:

Postby Edd on Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lords a-leapin
Leven laydies dancin
Ten pypers pypin
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate maydes a-milkin
Se'en swans a-swimmin
Six geese a-layin
Foive goldin ringes
Foure callin birds
Three french hens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.



~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
An now, ye tinsil-festuned, wassailin' blaggards, oi challinjes enny an awl ov ye ter 'elp chaynge wun loine a-peece til we gets this carrel propearlie pyratissized.
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Re:

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:44 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lords a-leapin
Leven laydies dancin
Ten pyrates foightin'
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate maydes a-milkin
Se'en swans a-swimmin
Six geese a-layin
Foive goldin ringes
Foure callin birds
Three french hens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.



~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
An now, ye tinsil-festuned, wassailin' blaggards, oi challinjes enny an awl ov ye ter 'elp chaynge wun loine a-peece til we gets this carrel propearlie pyratissized.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DaveL on Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:35 am

CONSTABLE TIMMINS TROUSER ENHANCER - PART 2

Into the lanes of Portsmouth Constable Timmins did tread...
By bars and by places where the lanterns were red...
Our local law enforcer was prouder than punch...
Sporting something green and elongated, that you'd eat for your lunch...

When the townsfolk all saw him, they dared not to laugh...
Cause if Constable Timmins heard 'em, he'd put 'em behind bars...
Into Big Ron's he wandered, trying to be seen...
Sporting his trouser enhancer, big, long and green...

Old Mrs Dear is lost now, she doesn't know what to do...
Her prized zucchini is missing and it has a role quite new...
That doesn't involve being judged at the Portsmouth Town fare...
It's stuffed down Constable's Trousers and may never again see air...

So next time you see Constable Timmins, just give him a wink and a nod...
And be thankful that's not your zucchini, stuffed in the recesses of his bod...
Just remember there's reincarnation, that life will again renew...
Just don't come back as a zucchini, or there will be something "interesting" to do...
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Re: Re:

Postby Edd on Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:31 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lords a-leapin
Leven laydies dancin
Ten pyrates foightin'
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate maydes a-milkin
Se'en swans a-swimmin
Six geese a-layin
Foive goldin ringes
Foure callin birds
Three french hens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.



~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
An now, ye tinsil-festuned, wassailin' blaggards, oi challinjes enny an awl ov ye ter 'elp chaynge wun loine a-peece til we gets this carrel propearlie pyratissized.

Arrgh, DTH, seein’ as tharr’s two o’ youse, Ah reckin’ ya getta nuther go.
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Re: Re:

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:20 pm

Edd wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lords a-leapin
Leven laydies dancin
Ten pyrates foightin'
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate maydes a-milkin
Se'en subscripshuns ta Playbilge
Six geese a-layin
Foive goldin ringes
Foure callin birds
Three french hens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.

Arrgh, DTH, seein’ as tharr’s two o’ youse, Ah reckin’ ya getta nuther go.

Argh, it be yer go now!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Re:

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:58 pm

On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lords a-leapin
Leven DaveL's dancin
Ten pyrates foightin'
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate maydes a-milkin
Se'en subscripshuns ta Playbilge
Six geese a-layin
Foive goldin ringes
Foure callin birds
Three french hens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.



~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Yarrrgh! Oi better lay orf thee meede fer awoile.
Leven DaveLs be a fyoo two menny!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:05 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lords a-leapin
Leven DaveL's dancin
Ten pyrates foightin'
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate maydes a-milkin
Se'en subscripshuns ta Playbilge
Six geese a-layin
Foive goldin ringes
Foure callin birds
T'ree lily-livered Frenchmens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.

Blasted Frenchmens ennyhow...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:17 am

pieces o'nine wrote:On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lords a-leapin
Leven DaveL's dancin
Ten pyrates foightin'
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate maydes a-milkin
Se'en subscripshuns ta Playbilge
Six geese a-layin
Foive treasure chests
Foure callin birds
T'ree lily-livered Frenchmens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:19 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lords a-leapin
Leven DaveL's dancin
Ten pyrates foightin'
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate ale wenches pourin
Se'en subscripshuns ta Playbilge
Six geese a-layin
Foive treasure chests
Foure callin birds
T'ree lily-livered Frenchmens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:00 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lads a-propo-zishin-in'
Leven DaveL's dancin
Ten pyrates foightin'
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate ale wenches pourin
Se'en subscripshuns ta Playbilge
Six geese a-layin
Foive treasure chests
Foure callin birds
T'ree lily-livered Frenchmens
Two Turtleholmes an
A partrij inna paire tree.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:04 pm

it seemes FSM's pyratickal croo
bee myssynge (did someone say "Shoo!"?)
dese threads 'ave gone flatte
as bart's jyint hatte*
(or arrgh they ill frae a bit too much Stoo?)

*sorree, bart, mah bruddah, butte oi kneaded a rhyme fer 'flatte' an' oi takes wot oi kin finde.. :D
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:26 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:On thee twelf daye ov krismuss ol Cronan gayve t'me:
Twelv lads a-propo-zishin-in'
Leven DaveL's dancin
Ten pyrates foightin'
Noine heckstra di-menn-shuns
Ate ale wenches pourin
Se'en subscripshuns ta Playbilge
Six geese a-layin
Foive treasure chests
Foure callin birds
T'ree lily-livered Frenchmens
Two Turtleholmes an
A parrot ninja out t' git me.


I's doin' my part, I is.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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