Piratic Poetry

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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I can only spell using a semaphore
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Only when I use one eyepatch, not two
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Yes of course ye blaggard, but it's difficult to write with a hook
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Re: Limerickathon!

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:25 am

Ravi Oli wrote:It be blark bart's fault... he bein' who pointed me compass this-a-ways. Oim issuin' a Limerick Challenge... so dig out th' Oirish in yer an' do yer best! Pieces o' nine chosen only coz she were last poster...

A brave Pirate lass known as 'Pieces'
Chose as unusual thesis
Her inordinate fear
of small rodents its clear
She just hates them meeces to peeces!


:lol:
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:49 am

An unfortunate lad we'll call bart
Was so proud of his culinary art
But he lost his poor lass
who, inflicted with gas
Exploded in a humungous fart!


All 'e 'ad left fer 'is memories [sniff] were a choklitt breast mould.... :cry:

DaveL from the Land of Van Deimen
Was known to be best among seamen
But his piratical act
was discovered in fact
that the poor fellow only was dreamin'.

Shhhh! Please don't tell 'im he's dreamin'.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:33 pm

Was surprised that this fellow qwerty
Who it seemed must be at least forty
by the things that he said
thought a much older head
but he's much younger than Ernie and Bertie!
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:24 am

Foine werke, Ravi. Oi exspeshully loiked yer werew--er--- Pirates ov Porstmouth! :fsm_yarr:

Oi'll dust orf me limrick-wrytin headdress this weekend an see what oi can add t'yer challenge.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DaveL on Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:10 am

Yarrrr..

Oi loves that movie matey. It be sumthin only a southern pirate can truly appreciate.
Yarrrr...

The Trading Post. I prefer to just loot n pillage meself.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:50 am

Ravi Oli wrote:

An unfortunate lad we'll call bart
Was so proud of his culinary art
But he lost his poor lass
who, inflicted with gas
Exploded in a humungous fart!


:cry:
Ye weren't ta know matey but that be a true story...

Twas the lass in my avatar...thee beautiful Maureen O Haha (half Oirish half Apache)...

I tried ta stop her eatin the fourth bowl o Fish Head Stoo but...too late! :cry:

All that was left was one of her Indian Feathers and a bra. :cry:

I wears em both wiv pride.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DavidH on Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:39 am

Ravi Oli, whilst searching for plunder
Picked up something nasty down under.
His wife said, "My Dear,
It looks a bit queer;
Now where did you catch that, I wonder?"
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:40 pm

A King David of old it is known
killed Golliath with just a small stone
but DaveH our old mate...
it was something he ate...
now he sits and moans on HIS throne

[methinks twas a fish 'ead vindaloo] :moon:

DavidH tried the fish 'ead vindaloo
(being tired of the same old fish stew)
When last he was seen
a pale shade of green
Moaned 'Where's the loo? Where's the loo? WHERE'S THE LOO!!'

[Oi never knowed 'e could run so fast]
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:46 pm

Now Roy Hunter in Clan Tartan attire
would set any proud Scotsman afire.
When the Romans and all
did build 'Adrian's Wall
I do wish they had built it much higher!!
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:28 am

DavidH: :worship:
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Uther

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:23 am

Now old Uther we are in accord
Inspired tales of Arthur and sword.
But of our Uther dear
We shall cheer and cheer
If he EVER is short of a word.

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C'mon pieces... you should know the inmates here pretty well...
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby DavidH on Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:33 am

@ Ravi Oli :lol:
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daftbeaker

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:07 am

Said a whimsical student daftbeaker
"I've got it" he shouted "Eureka!"
but erred to dress in his haste
and was summarily chased
by a horde shouting "There goes a streaker!"
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby skyweir on Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:51 am

Said a lassie, I canna' be wholly
A true pyrate wench, an' tis solely
cuz whin ah wuz tight
on one 'orrible night
Ah tasted that damn Rav Aioli!
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:57 am

^ :worship: All those above

Black Bart was a Pirate they say
For a drink he would never pay
So the landlord got shirty
But Black Bart got all flirty :lech:
The landlord was female so it doesn't mean he's gay.
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