Complete the Piratey Headline

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:22 am

Black Bart Accepts Spelling Challenge and Tells Zankou to Stick his Thesaurus up his Red, Inflamed, Elephantine Posterior Orifice


Zankou Replies: "*********************"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:14 pm

Zankou Replies: "I Thought You Were Supposed To Insult Me!"
After having the thesaurus pushed up his posterior orifice, Zankou asks: "Why thankyou, may I have another?"

Afterwards, Zankou Asks Makers of Thesaurus, Big Ron Inc: "***********"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Eliza on Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:33 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Zankou Replies: "I Thought You Were Supposed To Insult Me!"
After having the thesaurus pushed up his posterior orifice, Zankou asks: "Why thankyou, may I have another?"

Afterwards, Zankou Asks Makers of Thesaurus, Big Ron Inc: "if they could make a slimmer version so it doesn't hurt so much when stuck up his red, inflammed, elephantine, posterior orifice"





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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:40 pm

Men in boat drag a ten foot seagul from the bowels of Your Mom.

Your Mom sighted off the port bow! ***********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:44 pm

Your Mom sighted off the port bow! Avast, Black Bart!
Black Bart vehemently denied that his dear old mum was in port, claiming that she was still in voluntary exile with the Aztecs.




Aztecs Send Emissary to Portsmouth, Demand *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:50 pm

Aztecs Send Emissary to Portsmouth, Demand Sacrifice of Your Mom


Xenomorph Squadron Sighted in Portsmouth. Black Bart Says: *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:24 am

Xenomorph Squadron Sighted in Portsmouth. Black Bart Says: Sh*t!

Black Bart Impregnated By Xenomorph After Hours of Fruitless ************
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Phlebas on Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:28 am

Black Bart Impregnated By Xenomorph After Hours of Fruitless Fumbling

When ask for comment, Black Bart replied "Yarr it be good, oi normly dinnae last tat long"

Trojan Announces Special ******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Eliza on Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:04 am

Trojan Announces Special rum is two for the price of one at Asda's! thats asda price!



Two men hatched out of a huge ostrich egg.........
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:13 am

Two men hatched out of a huge ostrich egg turn out to be the Chuckle Brother's birthday surprise for Mayor Borat:

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Mayor Borat Johnson admitted to hospital after ********
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:13 am

Mayor Borat Johnson admitted to hospital after Fight With Ex-Mayor
Ex-Mayor Keith Liversausage was the victor, and he plans to drink Mayor Borat Johnson's blood later today.

Ex-Mayor Keith Liversausage Drinks Blood of Enemy, Gets *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:56 am

Ex-Mayor Keith Liversausage Drinks Blood of Enemy, Gets his daily iron intake x 100

Growing concerns about the rise of Piratic Poetry, blame ***
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:00 am

Growing concerns about the rise of Piratic Poetry, blame the Moderators

Zankou to get poetry classes from *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:42 am

Zankou to get poetry classes from Grammar Girl
He is reported to be instrumental in correcting her original name, Grammar Grrl.


Zankou releases new translation of the Elder Edda, corrected for spelling, scansion, and *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:41 pm

Zankou releases new translation of the Elder Edda, corrected for spelling, scansion, and Improper Use of the Word 'Pants'

'Pants' Now Deemed Innapropriate, 'Trousers' Sure To *********
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