Complete the Piratey Headline

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:56 am

Hackles the Rescue Dog, finds the body of John Brown a Moulderin in the Grave

Mayor Borat Johnson of Portsmouth calls for search expedition to find *****
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Phlebas on Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:25 am

Mayor Borat Johnson of Portsmouth calls for search expedition to find a slightly shorter Piratey Headline than the one you are currently reading.

Search proves futile

Recent Search Finds *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:13 am

Recent Search Finds Zankou Not Actually Awesome
Much to the surprise to Zankou, but not to anyone else.

New Species of Duck Discovered, To Be Named ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Phlebas on Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:59 am

New Species of Duck Discovered, To Be Named In A Ceremony At The Portsmouth Town Hall

Local conservationist, Black Bart, said "It's a bit of a mouthful, and the name is quite long too".

Young Patrons Told, ******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:13 am

Young Patrons Told, "Flommy" By Local Street Urchin
Needless to say, that didn't go down well, that's for sure.

Elephantitis Found In Black Bart's *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Edd on Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:30 pm

Elephantitis Found In Black Bart's Vocabulary.

What other words might he know? Is he qualified to use them?


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:09 pm

Zankou challenges Black Bart to Beat Him in a Spelling Bee
No word yet on Black Bart's response.


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:35 pm

Black Bart tells Zankou to Go Swab the Poop Deck
Zankou is currently in irons for insubordination. Portsmouth citizenry are organizing a spontaneous demonstration in celebration.


Experts Predict Shortage of Banner-Sized Type; Suggest *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Edd on Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:49 pm

Experts Predict Shortage of Banner-Sized Type; Suggest A Voyage to Brobdingnag.


Emissaries from Laputa, Balnibarbi, Glubbdubdrib, Luggnagg and Japan hope to *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby ChowMein on Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:44 pm

Emissaries from Laputa, Balnibarbi, Glubbdubdrib, Luggnagg and Japan hope to stop Will Bonney from proposing any more names for their islands



Loco Kook ChowMein Opens Restaurant , Towne Residents *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:19 pm

Loco Kook ChowMein Opens Restaurant, Towne Residents Contact Health Inspector


Zankou Signs Contract with Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp as Fact Checker, Says, "*****"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:42 am

Zankou Signs Contract with Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp as Fact Checker, Says, "Everything is Fine, Especially the Page Three Girl... Excuse Me!"

Mayor Borat Johnson Passes New Decree, Stating that "All Hardworking Pirates Get *****"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:03 am

Mayor Borat Johnson Passes New Decree, Stating that "All Hardworking Pirates Get More Time to Hang Around the Docks (in a Gibbet)

Black Bart Accepts Spelling Challenge and Tells Zankou to Stick his Thesaurus up his******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:11 am

Black Bart Accepts Spelling Challenge and Tells Zankou to Stick his Thesaurus up his Red, Inflamed, **********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Edd on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:55 am

Black Bart Accepts Spelling Challenge and Tells Zankou to Stick his Thesaurus up his Red, Inflamed, Elephantine *****
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