Complete the Piratey Headline

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:27 am

War Seizes Control Of Portsmouth, Mayor Liversausage Kidnapped even though he's no longer Mayor

Black Bart approaches man wearing Pirate Fish T-Shirt in pub, man screams and *********
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:32 am

Black Bart approaches man wearing Pirate Fish T-Shirt in pub, man screams and runs straight into The Black Spot
No, it didn't go too well, did it? Don't think he'll be back, somehow.

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:25 am

Madame Fifi announces special offer! Only a groat for two French Maids and an Alsatian

Man found trapped in Big Brenda's *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby fueledbycoffee on Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:20 am

Man found trapped in Big Brenda's toejam buildup. Survived by eating her Athlete's Foot.

Lawsuit filed against Fueledbycoffee by Michael Flatley. The plaintiff seeks reparations for*******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:02 pm

Lawsuit filed against Fueledbycoffee by Michael Flatley. The plaintiff seeks reparations for dousing his feet of flames.
"I demand satisfaction!" Mr. Flatley told reporters. "After Fueledbycoffee 'accidentally' spilled an entire pot of decaf at my latest performance, I've lost the old sizzle."

Mr. Flatley is seeking unspecified damages.




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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby fueledbycoffee on Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:35 pm

Mr. Coffee Sought in Connexion to Performing Arts Scandal; Claims "DECAF?!?!?! Wut kin' o' pansy do ye t'ink meh tah beh?! Darrr wuz no whey et wuz meh, if'n et beh frakkin' decaf"
Witnesses contradict this statement, claiming to have seen a shifty man fitting Fueledbycoffee's description purchasing decaffeinated coffee from a well-known underground dealer. When confronted with this statement, Mr. Coffee replied, puzzlingly, "Et wuz farr parrrsuhnel yoos! Et's not an addiction! Ye'll nae git meh!" before running, babbling wildly, aboard his ship, raising anchor, and setting off on an unspecified course.

All Pirates Bulletin Put Out for Fueledbycoffee, Who Was Last Seen *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:32 am

All Pirates Bulletin Put Out for Fueledbycoffee, Who Was Last Seen Shagging An Alsatian At Madame Fifi's[/quote]
Experts believe him to be highly satisfied.

Detective TurtleHolmes Fired From Job At Local Newspaper, Claims ********[/quote]
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:36 am

Detective TurtleHolmes Fired From Job At Local Newspaper, Claims Alsatian

Big Brenda's Dimples are deeper than ****** claims Sir Randy Rolf Fiennes
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:16 pm

Big Brenda's Dimples are deeper than Pit of DOOOOOM! claims Sir Randy Rolf Fiennes

Big Brenda Found Hurling Cannonballs At The Scurvy Dog, Dark Avenger ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:14 am

Big Brenda Found Hurling Cannonballs At The Scurvy Dog, Dark Avenger Found Hiding in the Privy

Black Bart's wallet found to be full of *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Phlebas on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:29 am

Black Bart's wallet found to be full of Mugshots From Zankou's Recent Arrest

The wallet in question also had an unusually large hole in the bottom left hand corner. Police are looking into it

Zankou Breaks Silence On ******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:47 pm

Zankou Breaks Silence On Secret 'Zankou Meat For Three' Recipe
Many loyal eaters of the Zankou Meat For Three dish were found with their tongues clawed out. Police suspect self-mutilation.

Phlebas and Zankou Discovered To Have *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:15 am

Phlebas and Zankou Discovered To Have Had Three in a bed Romp Wiv Big Brenda

Search is on for Phlebas and Zankou who have disapeared down Big Brenda's ******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:58 am

Search is on for Phlebas and Zankou who have disapeared down Big Brenda's Porthole

Arseburn O'Leary Found Cavorting Around the Soap Factories, *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:52 am

Arseburn O'Leary Found Cavorting Around the Soap Factories, trying to get a wash

AB O'Leary finally admits to not having a bath for 2 years.

Hackles the Rescue Dog, finds the body of *****
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