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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Edd on Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:22 am

Prince Yeolde Found Dead In Tavern, Police Suspect Fowl Play

More yellow rubber ducks were found at the scene of the crime. Is this immature behavior also dangerous?

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:31 am

City Officials Meet in Local Bathhouse to Discuss Matters of Great Ducky Significance

Yellow Rubber Ducks found Harrassing Brown Flesh and Bone Ducks, Old Ladies *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:45 am

Yellow Rubber Ducks found Harrassing Brown Flesh and Bone Ducks, Old Ladies not harras-worthy

Portsmouth Senior Womens Association was offended when Yellow Rubber Ducks published the'Who's Hottest List' in Play-Bill (not Play Bilge). The old ducks were reported as 'not hot' by the yellow rubbber ducks.

PSWA President Granny Soames was most upset. She vowed never to hang out with Yellow Rubber Ducks in night clubs again!

Big Cannon discovered on beach, found pointing at * * * *
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:02 am

Big Cannon discovered on beach, found pointing at The Scurvy Dog
It was later dissassembled by no fewer than fifteen drunken pirates, much to the dismay of The Dark Avenger.


Dark Avenger Unearths Prophecy, Tells Of *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Edd on Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:48 pm

Dark Avenger Unearths Prophecy, Tells Of 'Darkish Avenger-y' Type Hero
Experts skeptical of authenticity.


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:17 pm

Portsmouth Visitors Bureau to Host Citywide Malaria Party

It turned out not to be so much fun...


Portsmouth Teen found viciously slaughtered by********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:36 pm

Portsmouth Teen found viciously slaughtered by Vicious Low-Hanging Branch
It was later used to fuel the Watchouse's kettle. The teen, not the branch.

Black Bart Returns, Brings Word Of *** *** ***
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:18 pm

Black Bart Returns, Brings Word Of Virtual Xenomorph Squadron


AAAAARGH! *** *** ***
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:54 am

AAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:16 am

Detective TurtleHolmes Embarks On Voyage, Named 'Search For The Missing Body Parts of Zankou

The Black Spot's mysterious re-appearance sparks rumours of ******** in an Open Boat
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:49 am

The Black Spot's mysterious re-appearance sparks rumours of The Dark Avenger 'Plugged' and cast adrift in an Open Boat

Following the mysterious return of Black Spot to Portsmouth, The Dark Avenger is getting nervous...extremely nervous. When questioned as to why, the Dark Avenger could only point to a hole in the rear end of his lycra suit and show his hospital bills for a rectal transplant.

Walk the Plank's Wig devours Bart's face in a hideous ******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:58 pm

Walk the Plank's Wig devours Bart's face in a hideously unfashionable way

Bart's Beard Makes Daring Escape, Took Fourteen Pirates Hostage Before ************
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:02 pm

Walk the Plank's Wig devours Bart's face in a hideous Tribble Incident
Bart was heard saying, "Inn tree ging. Thee trilling noyse seems t'per duece a trankle oisin heffect on thee pyrate nervus sistem. Forrrchoonitly, oi be, ov coarse, imyoone."


The Rev. Rowan Redbeard Absent from Portsmouth Due to *****



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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:14 am

Bart's Beard Makes Daring Escape, Took Fourteen Pirates Hostage Before An Alien Inexplicably Burst Out Of His Chest

The Rev. Rowan Redbeard Absent from Portsmouth Due to Orgy at Farfalla's Place


Giant *********** Discovered In ***********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:32 am

Giant Beard-Wig Combination Discovered In Vicinity Of Black Bart's Face [/quote]
Hundreds fled from the hideous spectacle.

War Seizes Control Of Portsmouth, Mayor Liversausage ************
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