Walk the Plank's Wig devours Bart's face in a hideous Tribble Incident
Bart was heard saying, "Inn tree ging. Thee trilling noyse seems t'per duece a trankle oisin heffect on thee pyrate nervus sistem. Forrrchoonitly, oi be, ov coarse, imyoone."
The Rev. Rowan Redbeard Absent from Portsmouth Due to *****
[EDIT] Curses! Cross-posted! Take yer pick witch wun t'use neckst. [/EDIT]
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens