Black Bart's Mum Found, Claims He Was Adopted
"We picked 'im up on a raidin' party." Missus Roberts said in a carrier-pigeon interview from Central America. "Then, wen 'e wernt so cute anymores, we just coudint get rid of 'im. So we raised sails an' moved to the Aztecs an' dint tell 'im."
Black Bart Insists ***
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens