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[Edd]

Detective Turtleholmes Consulted on "The Case of the Purloined Pleather", Concludes: "Pleather Industry Mistreats Pcows."


New Item on Big Ron’s Menu: Pveal with *****

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

New Item on Big Ron’s Menu: Pveal with Pbananas and Pcream

Big Ron Sued for Dangerous Food, New Meal Removed From Menu. Non-Dead People Say ********

[pieces o'nine]

Big Ron Sued for Dangerous Food, New Meal Removed From Menu. Non-Dead People Say, Pfui!


Are the Dark Avenger and Crimson Skidmark Splitsville?
Stay tuned as Celebrity Gossip Reporter Tea EmZee reveals *****

[black bart]

Detective Turtleholmes Consulted on "The Case of the Purloined Pleather", Concludes: "Pleather Industry Mistreats Pcows."


New Item on Big Ron’s Menu: Pveal with *****

PCOWS!

That reminds me of the Far Side cartoon with the Tofu cows.

[DaveL]

Stay tuned as Celebrity Gossip Reporter Tea EmZee reveals how they hit the 'skids'

The Crimson Skidmark opens a new line of underwear called The ******