Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:14 am

black bart wrote:Imaginin what Anne Bonny looks loik an what Mayor Borat's daughter looks loik...I hopes the Jelly's pretty dense!


Gah! It'd be like Anne Widdecombe fightin' Desperate Dan.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:51 pm

Drinkin toasts t'heach ovvers 'ealth wiv wrestlin jello shots.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:56 am

92. Firin Zankou down the Large Heavy canon Ball collider.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:16 am

93: Smashin' popes tergether in accelerators to make negative pontifs.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL on Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:22 am

93. Hitting on Manatees and getting rejected.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:35 am

95. Smashin Planky's hair pieces together in accelerators ta break down the 'Strong Glue Force' and release the 'Wigs Bosun'.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:37 pm

96. Gettin Avogadro's number.

97. A nice evnin owt at thee Benbow wiv Avogadro -- an 'e pays thee tabbe.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:53 am

pieces o'nine wrote:96. Gettin Avogadro's number.

97. A nice evnin owt at thee Benbow wiv Avogadro -- an 'e pays thee tabbe.


I do loik a bit of Avogadro:

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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL on Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:44 am

Don't tell me ye like eating the skin and seeds. That'll give yer a tummy ache. You'll have problems with yer dockyard!
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:31 am

DaveL wrote:Don't tell me ye like eating the skin and seeds. That'll give yer a tummy ache. You'll have problems with yer dockyard!


No matey I uses it as face pack...how else does ye think I've preserved me good looks?
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:15 pm

So that be 'ow ye developed such a lushiss fashil mask!
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby DaveL on Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:28 pm

YArrrr...

Oi wouldn't like to be near a luscious dockyard after eatin that fruit!!
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:13 am

At least 'e wasn't bein' attacked by summun wieldin' fruit. Oar mebbe 'e was, and that was why 'e grew the beard.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:57 pm

98. Sayftey hookes.
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Re: Stuff that Scurvy Sea Vermin Like

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:32 am

99. Sweeney Todd's pies
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